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[MAF]falky:

--- Quote ---[20:17] <skunk> what is going down???
[20:17] <skunk> tserver didnt respond
[20:17] <skunk> haaaaaaloooooooooo
[20:17] <Blister> Yes
[20:17] <Blister> Down
[20:18] <skunk> when server will be avaible???
[20:19] <Blister> I don't know
[20:19] <Blister> It will be back when it will ^^
[20:20] <skunk> :)
[20:21] <skunk> server is too high because bob marley's ghost is smoking in server
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[AK47]skunk:
:(

[AK47]M4lysz:
haha i found picture of f4lcon after sex  ;D

[MAF]falky:
she got tired :( poor me i couldn't breathe :'(

[MAF]Cthulhu:
The Darwin Awards ftw! :L
http://darwinawards.com/


--- Quote ---(mid-1980s, Tennessee) A mile down the road from Middle Tennessee State University, a couple of young, very drunk MTSU frat boys climbed a barbed wire fence that was intended to keep lesser mortals out of an electric substation. One frat boy climbed to the top of a transformer. That alone was an obviously bad idea, but it got worse when he urinated on the transformer on which he stood. As if electrocution via genitalia wasn't bad enough, consider his motivation to pee: a wasp nest "target" attached to the transformer. Needless to say, the wasps were the lesser of his worries. He did not live long.
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--- Quote ---(28 July 2007, Czech Republic) A pack of thieves attempted to steal scrap metal from an abandoned factory in Kladno. Unfortunately for them, they selected the steel girders that supported the factory roof. When the roof supports were dismantled, the roof fell, fatally crushing two thieves and injuring three others.
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