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[FSR]Ush:
hahaha yeh darwin awards pwn :L
[MAF]falky:
Everyone has photographic memory, some don’t have film.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Once I saw a vegetarian eating a banana. I asked her how would she like it if her skin was ripped off and she was eaten alive.
If you are completely buried in an avalanche, dig a small hole around you and spit in it. The saliva will fall down, giving you an idea of which direction is up. Dig up.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
[MAF]Cthulhu:
haha good ones :L
[MAF]falky:
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A father and son are talking about sex. The son asks his father, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"
"Um, before sex", the son replied.
The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah" said the son.
"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.
His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get 100 babies out of a blender? Tortilla chips of course!
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What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
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How do you trap an elephant?
1) Dig a big hole in the ground
2) Fill the hole with ashes
3) Put peas all around the edge of the ash filled hole
Now when an elephant comes to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole.
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How much babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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At marriage functions old people used to pull my cheeks & say "YOU'RE NEXT". Now they have stopped it.
WHY?
'coz I started doing the same thing with them at the funerals.
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While creating "gals" God promised boys that good & ideal girlfriends will be found in all the corners of the world.
Then he made the Earth Round...
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Whats red and sits in the corner? A baby with razor blades.
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What's worse than a 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
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You know what's gross?
Two vampires fighting over a used kotex.
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[MAF]Cthulhu:
--- Quote from: falky on April 10, 2010, 05:31:11 am ---At marriage functions old people used to pull my cheeks & say "YOU'RE NEXT". Now they have stopped it.
WHY?
'coz I started doing the same thing with them at the funerals.
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:L
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