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pajk:
How do you organize a space party?

You PLANET.
badumtss

[FSR]Ali:
yo mama so dumb she stuck 2 batteries up her ass and said ''I got the power.''

[MAF]Martin:
A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American farmer looked over the fence and said
"In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that!"

The Scotsman replied " Ah but we just grow them for our own mouths!"

►R1d3r™:
Employee : Sir, you called me?
Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee : (After few mins) ,done sir
Boss : Do it again.
Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee : Now I don't have
stamina for it, sir.
Boss : Very good,here are my car
keys, drop my daughter at home.
 :D

[MAF]Snoopy:
Karlis mode on.

Assume that leap years begin in year 0 (they don’t, but it’s a good benchmark)
2001 is the year Half Life came out for PlayStation.

495 leap years since year 0 (not including 0) (2001/4 = 500 R1 (drop R); 2000/400 = 5, 500 -5 = 495) (every four hundred years a leap year is not counted)

4 + 9 + 5 = 18
Make it a complex trinomial (3 terms; see where I’m going with this?), drop 18 for now so the discriminant formula can be used easily

4x^2 + 9x +5 = 0
Using the discriminant formula : b^2 – 4ac
9^2 – 4(4)(5)
81 – 80 = 1
D > 0 Therefore there are two real roots

Using the quadratic formula:
X = -1.25, x = -1
SUM OF ROOTS: -2.25
-2.25 x -1 (root) = 2.25

Bring back 18 from 4 + 9 + 5
18 / 2.25 = 8
5 leap years knocked off (400, 800, 1200, 1600, 2000; remember 0 is not counted)
8 – 5 is 3.

Half Life 3 Confirmed

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