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[MAF]Martin:
- "Do you speak English?"
- "Yes!"
- "Name?"
- "Abdul al-Rhazib. From Arab."
- "Sex?"
- "Three to five times a week."
- "No, no... I mean male or female?"
- "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel."
- "Holy cow!"
- "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general."
- "But isn't that hostile?"
- "Horse style, doggy style, any style!"
- "Oh dear!"
- "No, no! Deer runs too fast..."

[MAF]Aj_Lajk_Bir:

--- Quote from: [FSR]Martin on July 04, 2013, 02:33:44 pm ---- "Do you speak English?"
- "Yes!"
- "Name?"
- "Abdul al-Rhazib. From Arab."
- "Sex?"
- "Three to five times a week."
- "No, no... I mean male or female?"
- "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel."
- "Holy cow!"
- "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general."
- "But isn't that hostile?"
- "Horse style, doggy style, any style!"
- "Oh dear!"
- "No, no! Deer runs too fast..."

--- End quote ---


--- Quote from: [MAF]Cromiell on August 30, 2011, 07:34:58 pm ---An Arab at airport:
- Name?
- Abdul AlRazhib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean male or female.
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no, deer run to fast!...

--- End quote ---

[MAF]Snoopy:
Cysio has a good memory :L

[MAF]Aj_Lajk_Bir:
:)

[MAF]Snoopy:
A very sad CHINESE story:
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So depressing
Especially when she said: 汦睯攺,
I almost cried

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