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Krissi:
Three doctors were saying there best cure they made, the first one was from USA and said I Did two more arms on a man and he is the world's best piano player. Then the other one from japan says:I did one more leg on some dude and now he is the worlds fastest runner. THEN the Icelandic doctor says:Guys thats nothing!!!! I did a Cabbage on a man and now he is a MAJOR!!!!!

Litle childish but funny though

[MAF]Aj_Lajk_Bir:
dupa jasio pierdzi stasio lol wtf

ivanduk:
Girl: I like you.
Boy: Well.. I kinda like U2.
Girl: Really?!
Boy: Yeah, it's my fav band!

[MAF]Cthulhu:
How to scare your seat mate in a plane:

1 - take your laptop out of the bag

2 - slowly and calmly open it

3 - turn it on

4 - make sure that idiot is looking at the screen

5 - open your favourite browser

6 - look at the sky and close your eyes

7 - take a deep breath and open this:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

ivanduk:
omg :L

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