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[MAF]Snoopy:
I've just split up with my girlfriend after I found out she works the streets part time.

She's a traffic warden.

I've just found out that Chad Kroeger collects valuable coins.
I've also read that his most prized one was stolen and that the police are looking for it.

I hope he gets his nickel back.

sat in a bar lst nite, saw this bloke sat at the bar he had black shorts, black t-shirt and a whistle around his neck!

I thought this cunts gona kick-off in the minute!

Walkin dwn the street the other day and sum1 threw a block of cheese at my head!

I thought thats mature!

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local Kids.

I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle.

whats the worst thing about shaggin a girl with a bold fanny? putting the nappy back on

http://www.robmanuel.com/2006/11/03/christmas-crackers/

[MAF]Snoopy:
whats the best thing about shagging 28year olds? theres 20 of them

[FSR]Ush:
Q: Max, what is a perfect circle?

A: Oval.

 :o :o :o :o

ivanduk:
3 guys are in a cafe,
one says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!
another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!
The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

[2F2F]SNiKeRiS:
:L

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