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farelien:
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Fant0mas:

--- Quote from: [FSR]Phobos on March 04, 2011, 04:19:08 pm ---How to scare your seat mate in a plane:

1 - take your laptop out of the bag

2 - slowly and calmly open it

3 - turn it on

4 - make sure that idiot is looking at the screen

5 - open your favourite browser

6 - look at the sky and close your eyes

7 - take a deep breath and open this:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

--- End quote ---

[2F2F]Hellmuth:
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuump O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0

[MAF]falky:
"You son of a bitch," she said, "I am
trying to build a meaningful
relationship."

"You can't build it with a hammer,"
he said.

[MAF]Snoopy:
BEYONCE: Hey Justin, will you sing my song?
JUSTIN BIEBER: hey,yeh sure what one?
BEYONCE: Great, 'if i was a boy'?
JUSTIN BIEBER: ....

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