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Offline farelien

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« Reply #135 on: March 12, 2011, 03:30:35 am »
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 :L  :L
/prox on

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« Reply #136 on: March 12, 2011, 10:55:12 am »
How to scare your seat mate in a plane:

1 - take your laptop out of the bag

2 - slowly and calmly open it

3 - turn it on

4 - make sure that idiot is looking at the screen

5 - open your favourite browser

6 - look at the sky and close your eyes

7 - take a deep breath and open this:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf




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« Reply #137 on: April 24, 2011, 11:53:58 pm »
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuump O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0

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« Reply #138 on: April 28, 2011, 01:02:30 pm »
"You son of a bitch," she said, "I am
trying to build a meaningful
relationship."

"You can't build it with a hammer,"
he said.

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« Reply #139 on: May 13, 2011, 05:21:13 pm »
BEYONCE: Hey Justin, will you sing my song?
JUSTIN BIEBER: hey,yeh sure what one?
BEYONCE: Great, 'if i was a boy'?
JUSTIN BIEBER: ....

Offline ǝǝǝoſ[sXɐ]

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #140 on: May 13, 2011, 05:22:15 pm »
Owns^

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« Reply #141 on: June 20, 2011, 09:16:44 pm »
Yesterday, after watching Jackass 3, I wikipedia'd Ryan Dunn and read all about his life and career. Less than 24 hours later, he died in a car accident.
I just searched Justin Bieber.
Fingers crossed

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #142 on: June 20, 2011, 09:21:32 pm »
haha :L

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« Reply #143 on: June 23, 2011, 11:22:23 pm »
Saw a fat bird walking down the street today. he had a T-shirt on saying I love the HIP HOP.. I think the letters C and S must have fallen off?

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« Reply #144 on: June 23, 2011, 11:52:46 pm »
chip hops?
will read and answer your forum PMs when I'm less busy!

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« Reply #145 on: June 23, 2011, 11:57:35 pm »
:L ,,!,,

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #146 on: June 24, 2011, 01:05:19 am »
i thought chip shop lol fail

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #147 on: July 28, 2011, 08:15:34 am »
-How to get over your fear of the dark?

-As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly: "this is for you"

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« Reply #148 on: July 28, 2011, 09:39:33 am »
-How to get over your fear of the dark?

-As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly: "this is for you"

Casper is traumatized



[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #149 on: August 06, 2011, 11:54:04 pm »
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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