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Re: Jokes
« Reply #75 on: January 01, 2010, 12:37:19 pm »
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[20:17] <skunk> what is going down???
[20:17] <skunk> tserver didnt respond
[20:17] <skunk> haaaaaaloooooooooo
[20:17] <Blister> Yes
[20:17] <Blister> Down
[20:18] <skunk> when server will be avaible???
[20:19] <Blister> I don't know
[20:19] <Blister> It will be back when it will ^^
[20:20] <skunk> :)
[20:21] <skunk> server is too high because bob marley's ghost is smoking in server

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #76 on: January 01, 2010, 12:48:37 pm »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #77 on: January 01, 2010, 01:27:25 pm »
haha i found picture of f4lcon after sex  ;D




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #78 on: January 01, 2010, 01:39:19 pm »
she got tired :( poor me i couldn't breathe :'(

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #79 on: January 07, 2010, 07:38:54 pm »
The Darwin Awards ftw! :L
http://darwinawards.com/

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(mid-1980s, Tennessee) A mile down the road from Middle Tennessee State University, a couple of young, very drunk MTSU frat boys climbed a barbed wire fence that was intended to keep lesser mortals out of an electric substation. One frat boy climbed to the top of a transformer. That alone was an obviously bad idea, but it got worse when he urinated on the transformer on which he stood. As if electrocution via genitalia wasn't bad enough, consider his motivation to pee: a wasp nest "target" attached to the transformer. Needless to say, the wasps were the lesser of his worries. He did not live long.
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(28 July 2007, Czech Republic) A pack of thieves attempted to steal scrap metal from an abandoned factory in Kladno. Unfortunately for them, they selected the steel girders that supported the factory roof. When the roof supports were dismantled, the roof fell, fatally crushing two thieves and injuring three others.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #80 on: January 07, 2010, 08:57:03 pm »
hahaha yeh darwin awards pwn :L

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #81 on: January 12, 2010, 10:21:49 am »
Everyone has photographic memory, some don’t have film.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

Once I saw a vegetarian eating a banana. I asked her how would she like it if her skin was ripped off and she was eaten alive.

If you are completely buried in an avalanche, dig a small hole around you and spit in it. The saliva will fall down, giving you an idea of which direction is up. Dig up.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #82 on: January 12, 2010, 06:30:00 pm »
haha good ones :L

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #83 on: April 10, 2010, 05:31:11 am »


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A father and son are talking about sex. The son asks his father, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

"Um, before sex", the son replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get 100 babies out of a blender? Tortilla chips of course!

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What's brown and gurgles?

A baby in a casserole.

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How do you trap an elephant?
1) Dig a big hole in the ground
2) Fill the hole with ashes
3) Put peas all around the edge of the ash filled hole

Now when an elephant comes to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole.

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How much babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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At marriage functions old people used to pull my cheeks & say "YOU'RE NEXT". Now they have stopped it.

WHY?

'coz I started doing the same thing with them at the funerals.

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While creating "gals" God promised boys that good & ideal girlfriends will be found in all the corners of the world.





Then he made the Earth Round...

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Whats red and sits in the corner? A baby with razor blades.

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What's worse than a 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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You know what's gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used kotex.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #84 on: April 10, 2010, 10:28:00 am »
At marriage functions old people used to pull my cheeks & say "YOU'RE NEXT". Now they have stopped it.

WHY?

'coz I started doing the same thing with them at the funerals.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #85 on: April 10, 2010, 10:59:29 am »
looool

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #86 on: April 10, 2010, 11:33:07 am »
"How much babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them"

omg falky thats terrible! :o


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #87 on: April 17, 2010, 12:24:48 am »
While creating "gals" God promised boys that good & ideal girlfriends will be found in all the corners of the world.





Then he made the Earth Round...

lol

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #88 on: April 23, 2010, 05:15:15 pm »
What's the difference between Cheryl Cole and an Icelandic volcano?
The volcano's still blowing Ash.


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #89 on: April 23, 2010, 05:38:48 pm »
:L

How many immigrants does it take to power a power plant?

One every 5 minutes