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Re: Jokes
« Reply #105 on: May 26, 2010, 01:48:17 pm »
im honest , becouse was 1° and i lose the race for your fault :-\

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #106 on: May 26, 2010, 01:49:54 pm »
Well, I guess I do owe you an apology. So sorry. :)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #107 on: May 26, 2010, 01:52:06 pm »
Well, I guess I do owe you an apology. So sorry. :)
apology accepted

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #108 on: May 26, 2010, 01:58:11 pm »
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« Reply #109 on: June 05, 2010, 09:45:41 pm »
Nigeria vs Germany in football wont look right. (NIG-GER)



[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #110 on: June 05, 2010, 10:11:00 pm »
lmao

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #111 on: June 06, 2010, 07:35:55 am »
:L :L

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« Reply #112 on: June 09, 2010, 09:43:24 pm »
Yo momma is so fat she uses the Empire state building for a dildo.



[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #113 on: June 13, 2010, 08:49:19 am »
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek winner



[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #114 on: June 20, 2010, 03:40:16 pm »
What's the difference between tyres and 365 used condoms? Tyres are GOOD YEAR and condoms VERY GOOD YEAR.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #115 on: June 21, 2010, 01:25:11 am »
Indeed.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #116 on: August 24, 2010, 12:04:35 pm »
Why don't you wear boxer shorts near a Russian powerstation?


Chernobyl Fallout

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #117 on: August 26, 2010, 11:20:40 am »
FML - everyday life stories

http://www.fmylife.com/


Today, my dad accidently called me the dog's name. Again. FML

On 08/26/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #118 on: September 22, 2010, 01:45:53 am »
MJ: Freddy, What's so delicious about having sex with fourty nine year olds?

Freddy: Tell me.

MJ: That there's fourty of them

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #119 on: September 22, 2010, 07:05:39 pm »
Do you speak English?- Yes!- Name?- Abdul al-Rhazib.- Sex?...- Three to five times a week.- No, no...I mean male or female?- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel



[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids