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Offline [MAF]mooman

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2008, 10:33:05 pm »
LMAO bloodninja ftw i hadn't read a few of them
here's a fake one not by bloodninja but good anyway :D

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
« Last Edit: July 13, 2008, 10:47:00 pm by mooman »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2008, 10:45:05 pm »
loooool found some more bloodninja


<Wellhung>   Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
<Sweetheart>   I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
<Wellhung>   I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
<Sweetheart>   I want you.Would you like to screw me?
<Wellhung>   OK
<Sweetheart>   We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
<Wellhung>   I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
<Sweetheart>   I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
<Wellhung>   Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
<Sweetheart>   I'm moaning softly.
<Wellhung>   I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
<Sweetheart>   I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
<Wellhung>   My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
<Sweetheart>   That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
<Wellhung>   I'll pay for it.
<Sweetheart>   Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
<Wellhung>   I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
<Sweetheart>   I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
<Wellhung>   How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
<Sweetheart>   I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
<Wellhung>   I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
<Sweetheart>   I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
<Wellhung>   I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
<Sweetheart>   What?
<Wellhung>   I'm so sorry. Really.
<Sweetheart>   I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
<Wellhung>   I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
<Sweetheart>   OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
<Wellhung>   I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
<Sweetheart>   I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
<Wellhung>   I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
<Sweetheart>   What's the matter?
<Wellhung>   I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
<Sweetheart>   Are you OK?
<Wellhung>   I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
<Sweetheart>   Can I help?
<Wellhung>   I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
<Sweetheart>   In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
<Wellhung>   I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
<Sweetheart>   Come back to me, lover.
<Wellhung>   I'm washing the cup now.
<Sweetheart>   I'm on the bed arching for you.
<Wellhung>   I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
<Sweetheart>   Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
<Wellhung>   I found it.
<Sweetheart>   I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
<Wellhung>   Me too.
<Sweetheart>   Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
<Wellhung>   Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
<Sweetheart>   Why don't you take off your glasses?
<Wellhung>   OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
<Sweetheart>   I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
<Wellhung>   I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
<Sweetheart>   Hurry back, lover.
<Wellhung>   I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
<Sweetheart>   I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
<Wellhung>   I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
<Sweetheart>   What's the matter now?
<Wellhung>   I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
<Sweetheart>   Mmm, yes. Come on.
<Wellhung>   OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
<Sweetheart>   Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
<Wellhung>   I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
<Sweetheart>   I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
<Wellhung>   I'm flaccid.
<Sweetheart>   What?
<Wellhung>   I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
<Sweetheart>   I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
<Wellhung>   I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
<Sweetheart>   No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
<Wellhung>   No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
<Sweetheart>   I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
<Wellhung>   I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
<Sweetheart>   Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
<Wellhung>   Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2008, 10:51:49 pm »
<Partner6>   So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
<J-Doggg>   Yeah, J for Julie.
<Partner6>   So whats with the "Dogg"
<J-Doggg>   Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
<Partner6>   Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
<J-Doggg>   Yeah like I got 6 guns.
<Partner6>   Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
<J-Doggg>   hehe, of course baby.
<Partner6>   I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
<J-Doggg>   Ohh, it's so big.
<Partner6>   Yeah, what you want to do?
<J-Doggg>   Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
<Partner6>   It likes that.
<J-Doggg>   aight.
<Partner6>   Keep talking to me baby...
<J-Doggg>   I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
<Partner6>   Mmmm, daddy like.
<J-Doggg>   I unzip my pants...
<Partner6>   Yes, show me what you got.
<J-Doggg>   I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
<Partner6>   WTF?!
<J-Doggg>   Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
<Partner6>   I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
<J-Doggg>   Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
<Partner6>   You dipshit.
<J-Doggg>   I whimper to myself...
<J-Doggg>   please don't shoot me Mr.

lol
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2008, 09:40:58 am »
Lmfao I never read that last one  ;D

thats a good one :D  ;D

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« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2008, 06:10:39 pm »
[21:25] [chat] [Julos]: mooman from?
[21:25] [chat] [ACE]: lol
[21:25] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: really??
[21:25] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: xD
[21:25] [chat] [mooman]: i'm from alaska
[21:25] [chat] [Julos]: RLY?
[21:25] [chat] [mooman]: yeah we're having a heatwave :D
[21:25] [chat] [Andy]: lol :L
[21:25] [chat] [Julos]: are you an escimo?
[21:26] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: good race
[21:26] [chat] [Julos]: dunno how to write in english
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: igloo
[21:26] [chat] [Andy]: escimo pussy
[21:26] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: ?
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: is mighty cold
[21:26] [chat] [Andy]: :L
[21:26] [chat] [Julos]: you ahve an igloo?
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: yeah but its made of glass
[21:26] [chat] [Julos]: why
[21:26] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: lol
[21:26] [chat] [ACE]: :o
[21:26] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: wow!!!!
[21:26] [chat] [ACE]: isnt that dangerous?
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: cos snow isnt very strong
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: nah its bulletproof glass
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: ahhhh
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: i was just thingking
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: what if u were asleep and someone throws a brick at it
[21:27] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: yeah 4 gorillas....
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: u have central heating in ya glass?
[21:27] [chat] [mooman]: it bounces off lol
[21:27] [chat] [mooman]: yea
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: u are in ur igloo now?
[21:27] [chat] [mooman]: of course i dont go on my computer outside
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: LOL
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: wat about transport?
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: how big is ur igloo :S
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: sledges
[21:28] [chat] [ACE]: kl
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: my igloo is massive cos land is very cheap here
[21:28] [chat] [Julos]: how old are you?
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: 9
[21:28] [chat] [Julos]: 9 or 19?
[21:28] [chat] [Andy]: :L
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: 9
[21:29] [chat] [Julos]: lol
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: almost 10!
[21:29] [chat] [ACE]: how olds the igloo?
[21:29] [chat] [Julos]: u have ur own igloo?
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: centuries old
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: no my whole eskimo family live in it
[21:29] [chat] [Julos]: do you go hunt for seals?
[21:29] [chat] [ReminCzech]: me loving extreme race
[21:29] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: ma dio canaglia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: and polar bears
[21:29] [chat] [Andy]: :L
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: its how we survive
[21:29] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: uha lo voglio pure io iglu
[21:30] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: aha
[21:30] [chat] [ACE]: whos ur electricity supplier - and do u have gas?
[21:30] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: ci credi?????????????????
[21:30] [chat] [Andy]: LOL JAL
[21:30] [chat] [Julos]: ill make some gas haha
[21:30] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: boh
[21:30] [chat] [Andy]: lmao
[21:30] [chat] [mooman]: we are on the edge of the electricty supply zone luckily
[21:30] [chat] [drfreeman]: weee 1 place!!!!
[21:30] [chat] [Jalicno]: rambo knife xD
[21:30] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: ma esistono
[21:30] [chat] [mooman]: but no gas
[21:30] [chat] [Julos]: do you have tennis rackets under ur shoes/
[21:31] [chat] [mooman]: no the snow is strong enough to hold us
[21:31] [chat] [Andy]: moo
[21:31] [chat] [Julos]: do you have a sleigh with dogs?
[21:31] [chat] [mooman]: no the sleigh is attached to a reindeer
[21:31] [chat] [Andy]: i just noticed another one of my races isnt in the score list
[21:31] [chat] [Julos]: a mose?
[21:32] [chat] [Julos]: moose
[21:32] [chat] [mooman]: like a moose but with horns
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: A raindeer, and he is red name = santa!!!!
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: :) :)
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: :o
[21:32] [chat] [mooman]: nah we named him rudy
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: no ur santa! i know it
[21:32] [chat] [Julos]: and do you make a hole in the ice to fish?d
[21:32] [chat] [mooman]: yeah
[21:33] [chat] [mooman]: stop interviewing me lol
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: wats ur clostest store?
[21:33] [chat] [mooman]: need to race
[21:33] [chat] [Julos]: no its fun to meet an eskimo lol
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: well its not often we talk to eskimos!
[21:33] [chat] [Julos]: im from NL
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: and i wanna know everythink!
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: im from UK :)
[21:33] [chat] [Julos]: wanna know how drugs and ho's are?
[21:34] [chat] [ACE]: well i dont - mainly know all about it lol
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: we've got lots of drugs here
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: really?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: its the only way to make it through the day
[21:34] [chat] [ACE]: many hos?
[21:34] [chat] [R3activ3]: how to get car*
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: no :(
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: mooman you use drugs?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: all day
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: what kind?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: snow
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: lol
[21:35] [chat] [Julos]: can i give you a hint?
[21:35] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: io vado mi sono rotto ciaoooooooooooooooooooooo
[21:35] [chat] [mooman]: sure
[21:35] [chat] [Julos]: never eat yellow snow
[21:35] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: bye all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:35] [chat] [ACE]: elo Mafia
[21:35] [chat] [mooman]: lemon snow?
[21:35] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: hi
[21:35] [chat] [ACE]: :) ive never seen a JOKER here till u :o
[21:35] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: XD
[21:36] [chat] [mooman]: anway ive gota go to bed its really cold here -60 celsius so i cant stay on the pc
[21:36] [chat] [[P]Grim]: LOL
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: so . . . .  . 30seconds
[21:36] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: yup
[21:36] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: :P
[21:36] [chat] [Julos]: wait
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: :o ok bye bye
[21:36] [chat] [[2F2F]Myth]: huh where the hell are u?
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: ;)
[21:36] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: chow
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: not me lol
[21:36] [chat] [[2F2F]Myth]: with your -60
[21:36] [chat] [Julos]: in alaska
[21:36] [chat] [Julos]: he is an eskimo
[21:36] [chat] [[P]Grim]: wtf
[21:37] [chat] [[P]Grim]: :(
[21:37] [chat] [Shao_Khan]: wtf?
[21:37] [chat] [Andy]: this should be on the list
[21:37] [chat] [[2F2F]Myth]: lol
[21:37] [chat] [drfreeman]: wtf
[21:37] [chat] [Andy]: ffs
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2008, 06:59:14 pm »
LMFAO

Thats just awesome  ;D

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« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2008, 07:29:34 pm »
Hahaha awesome :P

[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: mooman you use drugs?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: all day
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: what kind?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: snow

omg  ;D

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« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2008, 07:36:00 am »
-60 degree celsius lmfaooooooooooooo

coldest i know is -40 C at the peak of everest, and i had a friend who went on a cruise at alaska, he said it was -20 to -30 C there :L

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« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2008, 07:39:23 am »
cruise to alaska? maybe he saw me :L
will read and answer your forum PMs when I'm less busy!

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« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2008, 12:06:51 pm »
:L :L

maybe he did... he told me they went thru some ice burgzz... probably smashed ur igloo :L :L

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« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2008, 01:04:30 pm »
You should have said your nextdoor neighbour is a penguin you call Hank  ;D

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« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2008, 07:30:06 pm »
[21:25] [chat] [Julos]: mooman from?
[21:25] [chat] [ACE]: lol
[21:25] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: really??
[21:25] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: xD
[21:25] [chat] [mooman]: i'm from alaska
[21:25] [chat] [Julos]: RLY?
[21:25] [chat] [mooman]: yeah we're having a heatwave :D
[21:25] [chat] [Andy]: lol :L
[21:25] [chat] [Julos]: are you an escimo?
[21:26] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: good race
[21:26] [chat] [Julos]: dunno how to write in english
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: igloo
[21:26] [chat] [Andy]: escimo pussy
[21:26] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: ?
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: is mighty cold
[21:26] [chat] [Andy]: :L
[21:26] [chat] [Julos]: you ahve an igloo?
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: yeah but its made of glass
[21:26] [chat] [Julos]: why
[21:26] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: lol
[21:26] [chat] [ACE]: :o
[21:26] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: wow!!!!
[21:26] [chat] [ACE]: isnt that dangerous?
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: cos snow isnt very strong
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: nah its bulletproof glass
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: ahhhh
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: i was just thingking
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: what if u were asleep and someone throws a brick at it
[21:27] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: yeah 4 gorillas....
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: u have central heating in ya glass?
[21:27] [chat] [mooman]: it bounces off lol
[21:27] [chat] [mooman]: yea
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: u are in ur igloo now?
[21:27] [chat] [mooman]: of course i dont go on my computer outside
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: LOL
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: wat about transport?
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: how big is ur igloo :S
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: sledges
[21:28] [chat] [ACE]: kl
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: my igloo is massive cos land is very cheap here
[21:28] [chat] [Julos]: how old are you?
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: 9
[21:28] [chat] [Julos]: 9 or 19?
[21:28] [chat] [Andy]: :L
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: 9
[21:29] [chat] [Julos]: lol
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: almost 10!
[21:29] [chat] [ACE]: how olds the igloo?
[21:29] [chat] [Julos]: u have ur own igloo?
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: centuries old
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: no my whole eskimo family live in it
[21:29] [chat] [Julos]: do you go hunt for seals?
[21:29] [chat] [ReminCzech]: me loving extreme race
[21:29] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: ma dio canaglia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: and polar bears
[21:29] [chat] [Andy]: :L
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: its how we survive
[21:29] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: uha lo voglio pure io iglu
[21:30] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: aha
[21:30] [chat] [ACE]: whos ur electricity supplier - and do u have gas?
[21:30] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: ci credi?????????????????
[21:30] [chat] [Andy]: LOL JAL
[21:30] [chat] [Julos]: ill make some gas haha
[21:30] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: boh
[21:30] [chat] [Andy]: lmao
[21:30] [chat] [mooman]: we are on the edge of the electricty supply zone luckily
[21:30] [chat] [drfreeman]: weee 1 place!!!!
[21:30] [chat] [Jalicno]: rambo knife xD
[21:30] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: ma esistono
[21:30] [chat] [mooman]: but no gas
[21:30] [chat] [Julos]: do you have tennis rackets under ur shoes/
[21:31] [chat] [mooman]: no the snow is strong enough to hold us
[21:31] [chat] [Andy]: moo
[21:31] [chat] [Julos]: do you have a sleigh with dogs?
[21:31] [chat] [mooman]: no the sleigh is attached to a reindeer
[21:31] [chat] [Andy]: i just noticed another one of my races isnt in the score list
[21:31] [chat] [Julos]: a mose?
[21:32] [chat] [Julos]: moose
[21:32] [chat] [mooman]: like a moose but with horns
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: A raindeer, and he is red name = santa!!!!
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: :) :)
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: :o
[21:32] [chat] [mooman]: nah we named him rudy
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: no ur santa! i know it
[21:32] [chat] [Julos]: and do you make a hole in the ice to fish?d
[21:32] [chat] [mooman]: yeah
[21:33] [chat] [mooman]: stop interviewing me lol
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: wats ur clostest store?
[21:33] [chat] [mooman]: need to race
[21:33] [chat] [Julos]: no its fun to meet an eskimo lol
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: well its not often we talk to eskimos!
[21:33] [chat] [Julos]: im from NL
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: and i wanna know everythink!
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: im from UK :)
[21:33] [chat] [Julos]: wanna know how drugs and ho's are?
[21:34] [chat] [ACE]: well i dont - mainly know all about it lol
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: we've got lots of drugs here
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: really?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: its the only way to make it through the day
[21:34] [chat] [ACE]: many hos?
[21:34] [chat] [R3activ3]: how to get car*
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: no :(
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: mooman you use drugs?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: all day
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: what kind?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: snow
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: lol
[21:35] [chat] [Julos]: can i give you a hint?
[21:35] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: io vado mi sono rotto ciaoooooooooooooooooooooo
[21:35] [chat] [mooman]: sure
[21:35] [chat] [Julos]: never eat yellow snow
[21:35] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: bye all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:35] [chat] [ACE]: elo Mafia
[21:35] [chat] [mooman]: lemon snow?
[21:35] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: hi
[21:35] [chat] [ACE]: :) ive never seen a JOKER here till u :o
[21:35] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: XD
[21:36] [chat] [mooman]: anway ive gota go to bed its really cold here -60 celsius so i cant stay on the pc
[21:36] [chat] [[P]Grim]: LOL
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: so . . . .  . 30seconds
[21:36] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: yup
[21:36] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: :P
[21:36] [chat] [Julos]: wait
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: :o ok bye bye
[21:36] [chat] [[2F2F]Myth]: huh where the hell are u?
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: ;)
[21:36] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: chow
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: not me lol
[21:36] [chat] [[2F2F]Myth]: with your -60
[21:36] [chat] [Julos]: in alaska
[21:36] [chat] [Julos]: he is an eskimo
[21:36] [chat] [[P]Grim]: wtf
[21:37] [chat] [[P]Grim]: :(
[21:37] [chat] [Shao_Khan]: wtf?
[21:37] [chat] [Andy]: this should be on the list
[21:37] [chat] [[2F2F]Myth]: lol
[21:37] [chat] [drfreeman]: wtf
[21:37] [chat] [Andy]: ffs

Wow that appeared like SPAWNING lol
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2008, 08:09:50 pm »
lemon snow

ROFL.

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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2008, 10:37:41 am »
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« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2008, 10:38:56 am »
lol I will try it :L