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[MAF]Sighmoan:

--- Quote from: Snoopy on June 26, 2009, 10:01:36 pm ---argh show some respect, he was a music legend

and he had a skin disease thats why he has white skin!

--- End quote ---

You going to watch the film?

And a joke:

Why did everyone like Mr Mushroom?

Because he is a fungi.

[MAF]Cthulhu:
haha :L

Thrasher:

--- Quote from: [UK]Rac3r on June 06, 2008, 06:05:52 am ---Family driving behind a dustbin lorry when a large dildo flys out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment, the mother turns to her young kinds and says "That was a big insect". To which her 7 yeard son says "I'm suprised it could fly with a cock that size".Zoo keeper says to Knutico "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you concider shagging it for £500?". Knutico replies "I will on three conditions, ONE my family don't find out. TWO I don't have to kiss it, THREE I need a couple of weeks to get the money together".
--- End quote ---

:L :L :L :L

[MAF]falky:
What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto.

[2F2F]SNiKeRiS:
Good one :L

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