"Secrets are like herpes. If you got ‘em, might as well spread ‘em around!"
-Harkin from Mass Effect 1
"I’m the boss, CEO, queen if you’re feeling dramatic. It doesn’t matter. Omega has no titled ruler and only one rule. Don’t fuck with Aria."
-Aria T'Loak from Mass Effect 2
"Life is a negotiation. We all want. We all give to get what we want."
-Mordin Solus from Mass effect 2
"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer."
-Javik from Mass Effect 3
“Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. Watch me kill your favorite cat.”
-Joker from Batman: Arkham City
"My favorite type of magic — Lesbomancy."
-Skalen Burdon from The Witcher 2
"Want to hear a Limerick? Lambert, Lambert you're a prick"
-Geralt from The Witcher 3
"Nothing is more BADASS than treating a woman with respect."
-Mr. Torgue from Borderlands 2
"I know what I have become... I am the inside of this world... I taste the gore, and I smell the crying... AND I WANT MORE! I want to bathe in your flesh, I want to savor your fear. I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY!"
-Krieg the psycho from Borderlands 2
"Keep your chin up, SO I CAN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! Oh, there's no time to cry... We have to squeeze the whimpers out of you like a smothered baby in the night... You won't make a noise now, will you, WILL YOU!! Stay quiet, OR YOU'RE DEAD! NOW AND FOREVER!!"
-Krieg the Psycho from Borderlands 2
"Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you'll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon!"
-Krieg the Psycho from Borderlands 2
"How can I snap your neck if you don't have one?!"
-Krieg the Psycho from Borderlands 2
"Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now..."
-Krieg the Psycho from Borderlands 2
"NIPPLE SALADS! Nipple salads... NIPPLE SALADS!"
-Krieg the Psycho from Borderlands 2
"I'LL CRACK YOUR MIND AND BEAT YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH! "
-Krieg the Psycho from Borderlands 2
"BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOOOD, BLOOOOOOD, BLOOOOOOOOD!"
-Krieg the Psycho from Borderlands 2