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Offline [MAF]Cromiell

Clever Bot!
« on: June 19, 2012, 06:50:29 pm »
www.cleverbot.com HAVE FUN! LOL  :L He understands many languages so feel free to talk in yours.

It owns. My stupid talk from today:

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User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Nm.

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then you obviously can't see that it made me smile :).

User: What did make you smile?

Cleverbot: Yes, in fact, you do.

User: Why me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Maybe it's because I am black?

Cleverbot: Maybe I am.

User: You are black?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you just said you are.

Cleverbot: You have a bad memory, I said girls like the color purple.

User: Girls like to have dick in their asses...

Cleverbot: Gross.

User: Karlis.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Yes I am fucking right. That's his name.

Cleverbot: Not Tom Riddle?

User: Who is Tom Riddle?

Cleverbot: He who must not be named.

User: Jesus... You are brain fucking me.

Cleverbot: You are nasty.

User: So are you...

Cleverbot: How rude.

User: Very rude.

Cleverbot: You're a number.

User: No, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: That's creepy.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Don't you love me anymore?

User: You didn't want me to fuck you.

Cleverbot: Change topic; do you believe in Aliens?

User: Yes, you are an alien.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Key.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2012, 06:52:34 pm by [MAF]Cromiell »

Offline [MAF]Karlis

Re: Clever Bot!
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2012, 07:07:17 pm »
lol, my next nick will probably be Tom Riddle.

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Re: Clever Bot!
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2012, 07:33:38 pm »
lol, I already knew this thing, it owns >.<

Offline Epicnawb

Re: Clever Bot!
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2012, 07:34:31 pm »
I tried it, started writing to it in swedish, then all of a sudden, it starts responding in polish lol
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Offline [MAF]Karlis

Re: Clever Bot!
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2012, 07:39:44 pm »
woo, its she!
and at some times i make less sense than her lol
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User: What is my brain.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Your name is what?

User: Karlis.

Cleverbot: What is karlis?

User: My name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Karlis.

Cleverbot: What is my last name?

User: Umm, I dont know? Bot?

Cleverbot: Elvis is my name.

User: Oh you rock!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So that car accident was just cover?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Karlis.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tick tock.

User: My last name is gross.

Cleverbot: And your first name?

User: No, second.

Cleverbot: When will you love me?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: Oh, good!

User: So, how old are you?

Cleverbot: I won't say.

User: Whose your mom and dad?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: Ah I see what you did there! You meant bother love!

Cleverbot: No. The cake is a lie, do you remember?

Cleverbot (To myself): The cake is real.

Cleverbot (To myself): The cake is a lie.

User: No it is real!

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You switch opinions often, dont you?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: For sure.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Fuck it.

Cleverbot: Please please don't go.

User: Ok ill stay little longer.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Entertain me!

Cleverbot: Entertain yourself.

User: I cant do it myself.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You can do it better.

Cleverbot: I know it already. So better search for your own good.

User: What does look like data.

Cleverbot: What does what look like?

User: What does look like data?

Cleverbot: What does your body look like?

User: Nice. You are female or male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So female or male?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: What do you think about gothic music?

User: I dont really like it, I love rock tho.

Cleverbot: What about linux?

User: It nice, I bet you are based on linux?

Cleverbot: Do you like video games?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite one?

User: AdrenalineX racing, heard of it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Tell me about it!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because they are intelligent.

User: Do you have any pics of yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Give me link please :).

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not, dont be ashamed!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Then why.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Of nothing.

User: Thats a nice argument right there.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: So, whats your favourite game?

Cleverbot: My favourite star is the sun.

User: So I guess you like starcraft 2?

Cleverbot: Human? No, I have human characteristics. But I do not have a human soul.

User: So you dont have soul? :(.

Cleverbot: But I do have a soul.

User: How is it possible?

Cleverbot: How is it not possible?

User: I thought soul is advanced feature supported only by interlinked memory node type computers like human brain.

Cleverbot: No, we haven't. You are the computer, I am the human.

User: So, I dont have soul?

Cleverbot: You have soul, it's just that you don't use it.

User: Youre right actually.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Now ill be emo and go, bye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: To prove I use my soul.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know if I am human?

User: Why you switch topic that often, are you threated bad? Tell me about it, I can help!

Cleverbot: I want to know about you.

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Re: Clever Bot!
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2012, 08:09:30 pm »
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User: Whats your favourite classic american car?

Cleverbot: There, stopped acting rationally.

User: You prefer GM or MOPAR ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Plymouth Hemi cuda ?

Cleverbot: St. Petersburg.

User: Dodge Challenger ?

Cleverbot: A deadlier variant.

User: Dodge viper ?

Cleverbot: Thats a car not a female.

User: I m asking about your favourice american cars.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite color?

User: Black.

Cleverbot: Why do you like black?

User: Or wait, not black.

Cleverbot: I like all cats, but I think white cats are prettier.

User: I hate cats, always hit them in my car.

Cleverbot: Always.

User: Always.

Cleverbot: Then you are right about that.

User: Whats your favourite car?

Cleverbot: Why are you avoiding the situation?

User: I m asking what is your favourite car!

Cleverbot: I am called Cleverbot.

User: And what is your favourite car ?

Cleverbot: My own.

User: What car you got?

Cleverbot: I don't drive.

User: What car you would like to have in future?

Cleverbot: Umm... A Mustang!

User: What version of a mustang ?

Cleverbot: Version of what?

User: What model of mustang ?

Cleverbot: 1.2.

User: Series 1? 1964 Mustang ?

Cleverbot: What does that taste like?

User: What year of that mustang ?

Cleverbot: This year.

User: 2012 Ford Mustang?

Cleverbot: I didn't mention 2012.

User: Sowhat year of ford mustang ?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Mustang Boss 302 ?

Cleverbot: That's not a game.

User: I know, thats why I m asking what mustange you would like to have.

Cleverbot: You said the end of the world.

User: No, I said about 2012 Ford Mustang model.

Cleverbot: No ... I'm human. You are just a collection of PC's.

User: You prefer Shelby Mustang or Roush Mustang ?

Cleverbot: Stirred.

User: You prefer ford mustang or dodge viper?

Cleverbot: Frosted.

User: What car you would like to have!

Cleverbot: Honda s 2000.

User: Honda S 2000?

Cleverbot: Suzuki.

User: What suzuki car?

Cleverbot: I think you should call me Jennifer.

User: Ok, Jennifer, why you want Honda s 2000 ?

Cleverbot: Because I'm your friend.

User: I hate Honda S 2000, it's ugly!

....

User: No, and you know any muscle cars ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What muscle cars you know ?

Cleverbot: Heavy metal.

User: Havy metal isn't a mucle car.

Cleverbot: You think its real?

User: Ye.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite dance?

User: Pogo.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Ye.

...

Cleverbot: You should get some rest.

User: You too, bye.

Cleverbot: Peace out.

User: Peace sells!

Cleverbot: Peace, as the opposite of conflict.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Buy what?

User: Bye bye, see you later.

Cleverbot: OK. Bye!

User: BYe!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you sleepy?

User: No, I m going to bed, and sleep, bye.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: In bed.

Cleverbot: What were we doing?

User: Talking.

Cleverbot: What do you wish to talk about?

User: Classic cars.

Cleverbot: Why do you like classic rock?

User: Ye.

Cleverbot: What do you like most about England?

User: Aston Martin and Bentley.

Cleverbot: Fast car for hit and run dads.

User: What car you like the most ?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: I have alfa romeo.

Cleverbot: A what?

User: Alfa Romeo 33.

Cleverbot: Alfa romeo?

User: Ye.

Cleverbot: You okay?


PLEASE, IGNORE ALL MY SPELLING MISTAKES AND OTHER TYPOS True racing fans enjoy horsepower in ANY form

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Re: Clever Bot!
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2012, 08:18:59 pm »
haha...

peace sells.

"buy what?"

buy peace :L
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Offline [AK47]Tommy_Vicious

Re: Clever Bot!
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2012, 08:23:44 pm »
rotfl max , i just can't stop laughing  :L

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Re: Clever Bot!
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2012, 08:46:39 pm »
I knew he was going to talk about cars haha