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]http://www.lepost.fr/article/2010/10/20/2274167_dopage-les-excuses-les-plus-bidons-des-sportifs.html#xtor=ADC-218-[2274167-dopage-les-excuses-les-plus-bidons-des-sportifs]Doping: the fail apologies of sports
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The 2011 Tour de France had its first positive test. This is the Russian Alexandr Kolobnev who left the race Monday, voluntarily, pending a cons-analysis.
Meanwhile the explanations of the runner, overview of apologies cans of athletes.
It's not me it was for my dog asthma
The explanation given by Franck Vandenbroucke, a Belgian cyclist seen time as a prodigy fell into drug use and suspensions for doping. Death in 2009, his excuse will remain at least as famous as his record.
It's not me, it was for my mother
Considered "threatened" by Lance Armstrong during the Tour in 2002, the Lithuanian Raimondas Rums Tour 2005 made a very correct (third). But the interception of his wife by border police in a car packed with performance-enhancing drugs is disorder. Madame excuse: it was for my stepmother. "She was in Lithuania to my mother-in Yakstenia" said the rider, who has curiously not believe it.
It's not me, it was for my penis
LaShawn Merritt, the American athlete, will miss the Olympics in London, despite the original line of defense: he had taken of DHEA to increase the size of his penis. This, I believe our part, does not help to run faster, quite the contrary.
Not me, it is the fault in my toothpaste
Dieter Baumann, Olympic champion 5000 in 92 German, has even filed a complaint against the mysterious individual who would have introduced this product dopant (the Norandrostendione) in toothpaste. The manufacturer has been bleached teeth Dieter too, but not him, who took two years of suspension. The worst is that in 2000, it still offered a reward to find the end of the story.
Not me, it is the fault of my whiskey
This is the explanation of Floyd Landis, winner of the short-lived Tour de France 2006 downgraded in the wake. He had managed to catch up 10 minutes behind its direct competitor in a mountain stage. Tested positive, he will award ... at a party a little watered when he had drunk four glasses of whiskey. Then he explains that he suffered from dehydration when his coach saw him take 70 cans of 48 cl in that famous stage ...
It's not me, it's my butt balm
This is the excuse of Lance Armstrong ... 99 who treated as hemorrhoids Frederick Bousquet (except that Bousquet was followed clinically for 8 years for this problem).
Not me, I just wanted to remove hair
Except that when using no razor for fear of being cut, avoids the cream of clostebol Bourée, eh Maurren Higa Maggi (long jumper).
It's not me, I made a cunnilingus to my wife
The excuse of distance runner Spain Daniel Plaza, tested positive for nandrolone has a lot of people laugh in 96. Ms. Plaza was pregnant, but it is not a reason, pregnant women do not produce it naturally!
Not me, I kissed a girl who had lined his mouth of cocaine
The excuse of Richard Gasquet. An evening in Miami hosted by Bob Sinclar, a friend of a candidate of the Star Academy, and bing, the accident stupid nutcracker to the extension that contaminates the "Mozart of tennis". The worst part is that he tested positive when he had already withdrawn from the tournament ... This explanation, however, convinced the authorities of tennis.
It's not me, I ate a steak stuffed with Spanish clenbuterol
The triple Tour winner Alberto Contador should pay more attention to what's on his plate! For now, it is provisionally suspended.
It's not me, it was poorly cleaned my can/canteen!
Excuses put forward by the cyclist Danilo Hondo in 2005 to explain the traces of carphedon in her urine. It is well known, the cans are reused dozens of times. You can see on the site Cycling-dopage.com an anthology of apology to the past or can not own a teammate / opponent rider / spectator malicious quite impressive.
It's not my fault, my friends were smoking joints
The athlete Mark Lewis-Francis was nabbed on cannabis with a high rate as if he had smoked a pack of joints. He put this on behalf of a smoky evening where he was a victim of passive smoking. The worst ... that he was cleared.
It's not my fault, I just made love before the game
It is still sexier than being bitten or s'autotransfuser, right? The excuse of the AC Milan striker Marco Boriello "my partner with an eye to the vagina, so she used a cream containing cortisone, I inherited the passage."
The American athlete Dennis Mitchell, also tested positive in 98, said he had (with dignity) celebrated the birthday of his wife, "was his birthday, the lady deserved special treatment."
It's not me, I have a twin brother died before birth
Excuse the cyclist Tyler Hamilton, who had blood tests frightfully above the norm. Explanation given by his lawyer the little Tyler was originally born with a twin. The twin died before birth, contributing to a naturally Tyler Hamilton red blood cell levels comparable to cocaine in Jean-Luc Delarue: superhuman.
It's not my fault, I Alzheimer Parkison
The athlete Sureyya Ayhan of Turkey (2002 European Champion of 1500) has put a lot of reluctance to submit to a doping control. She first sent someone who looked like him or Eve to Adam to pee in the bottle in his place, and then, caught between quat'z'yeux by the controllers, overturned several times the sample. Career over!
It's not my fault, I missed the good bin
Negligence of the Russian rowing team has lost in 2007 trying to get rid of syringes or seen or known in Lausanne, they threw ... in the bin of recyclable waste. A local resident has moved and alerted the authorities. The incivility has lost ... more than the doping itself!
It's not my fault, I have more hair
Contamination due to a product to stop hair loss (not oil-Hahn, but Crescina, Ronaldo is the one ... the pub) it seems: this is how the Brazilian striker has defended Romario, taken in 2007 to finasteride.
It's not me, I ate too much veal
The excuse of the tennis player Petr Korda said the presence of nandrolone in his urine with his love for the veal. Except that, according to experts, it would have had to eat 40 a day per animal to reach the rates contained in its body ... Try again Petr: 1 year suspension and career over!
It's not me, I was made pregnant!
Frederick, a surfer, we reported the case of Sesil Karatantcheva: "After an early career that sees her thunderous reach the quarter-finals of Roland Garros in 15 years ago (in 2005), a urine sample taken during this tournament is positive for Nandrolone. His excuse, despite his young age: she was pregnant at the time of this control and had a miscarriage in between. No luck Sesil, pregnancy tests can also done on a urine sample and they broke his line of defense. "
