Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower