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[MAF]Epoxi:
falky's damn baby 'jokes' always make me retch.

It would be alright if they were funny, because then I at least wouldn't form the mental image.


--- Quote ---I was having dinner with MC Hammer and Chico last night when I asked if anyone had the time.

It was absolute carnage.
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--- Quote ---'Page 3 Girl In Skin Cancer Scare'.


That's the downside to exposing yourself to the sun on a regular basis.
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--- Quote ---Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage.
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--- Quote ---A girl just walked past me who was so pretty I forgot to look at her tits.
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--- Quote ---I was flicking through my freeview to see what was on the tv this evening and was appalled when I saw the program "Jade : A Year Without Her."
I couldn't believe how badly they had spelt Hair.
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--- Quote ---My mates have always mocked me about the size of my penis.

Although I've never heard the wife moan.
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--- Quote ---What did the confused Magnesium Oxide say?

OMg
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--- Quote ---I don't know what the Polish are all crying about. They can easily get a new cabinet in IKEA
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[MAF]falky:
:L :L

[MAF]Rac3r:
Liked The Sun breast cancer one lol

Good one's

ivanduk:
10. Yo Momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please.

9. Yo Momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.

8. Yo Momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

7. Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

6. Yo Momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

5. Yo Momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

4. Yo Momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

3. Yo Momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.

2. Yo Momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.

1. Yo Momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out оf George Washington's nose.

[MAF]Cthulhu:

--- Quote from: DoodLez on April 26, 2010, 03:22:22 pm ---6. Yo Momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
3. Yo Momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.

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:L

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