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b00tsyou:
A joke i heard in french. let's try to translate it XD.
One day, a man buy a lie detector which slaps you everytime u say a lie.
He bring it home and turn it on during the diner with his son and wife to test it.
Father : where were u this afternoon son ?
Son : in school !
The lie detector slap him immediatly.
Son : Ok i was watching Toy Story at my friend's place.
Then he recieve another slap.
Son : Ok, it was porn.
Father (shocked) : WTF !!??u should be ashamed i did'n't even knew what porn was at ur age !
The lie detector slap him !
Mother : lol lier ! It's really ur son !
She's slapped too !
[FSR]Ush:
loool @ max and boots :L
[MAF]Cthulhu:
haha :L
[MAF]mourad:
--- Quote from: MadMax on August 06, 2011, 11:54:04 pm ---A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
--- End quote ---
haha this one owns
[2F2F]SNiKeRiS:
The next time you think you're having a really bad day, imagine this: You're a siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one ass....
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