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Offline [FSR]Ush

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Target: wasp
« on: August 03, 2010, 02:08:42 pm »
Hi there,

Yesterday, after some beer and joints I was about to sleep. But there was a wasp flying around in my room and I needed to kill it before it killed me. So I took a slipper to kill it. Suddenly there was my lamp between us both while I tried to hit the wasp. BANG! Lamp broken and smashed against the wall. The wasp was still flying freely around in my room. At my 2nd try I focused a lot more and this time I aimed at the ceiling, I succeeded, the wasp was splattered between my slipper and ceiling. Now I could finally go to rest without any worries.

Woo, this were 15 minutes of my night :)

Next day I tried to remove the fitting of the lamp, that was still inside(it broke off). But it was stuck, so I tried a lot and almost crushed the fitting but after I gave up and did one more try I finaly succeeded again. So now the lamp is removed and I can go and buy a new one! Too bad it was a halogenlamp, they're quite expensive :( .





End of the story hope you enjoyed  :D

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2010, 02:13:48 pm »
gg

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2010, 02:17:38 pm »
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Offline [MAF]Snoopy

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2010, 02:22:00 pm »
damn wasp :(

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2010, 02:28:11 pm »
I'd call that a tie.... wasp 1:1 you

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2010, 02:40:48 pm »
ush > wasp

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2010, 03:12:35 pm »

PLEASE, IGNORE ALL MY SPELLING MISTAKES AND OTHER TYPOS True racing fans enjoy horsepower in ANY form

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2010, 03:28:39 pm »
does lol like his lamp?

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2010, 03:57:53 pm »
:L

Offline [FSR]Ush

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2010, 04:44:35 pm »
Hahah woo bought a new lamp for it, it wasn't at the cheap store but at the expensive supermarket it was.. damn 6,99 euro for 2 halogeen lamps and I only needed one, damn bastards packaging per two only!

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2010, 07:52:50 pm »
Haha nice :)

I've had a pretty same situation in my childhood. When I was like 4-5 years old, we were renovating our house. I was standing behind a window, looking outside. Suddenly, I saw a fly on the window. I looked for something to kill him, then I found a hammer. I took it, aimed it at the fly and bang! I smashed the window and the fly just kept flying. Fail :)

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2010, 07:54:57 pm »
lol a hammer, pretty brutal :L

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2010, 09:06:37 pm »
does lol like his lamp?
Lmfao, you and madmax's words


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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 10:05:30 pm »
will read and answer your forum PMs when I'm less busy!

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Re: Target: wasp
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 10:26:01 pm »