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For Fuck's Sake
[MAF]falky:
Had lunch with a politician and her humble wife today. Our host put me and my friend on the same table with them.
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Here’s a good’en:
a hot sunday
a sturdy hut
food for forty
lots’a laughter
one politician
fake speech
fake smile
no hair.
A humble maiden because some priest called him gay.
I can’t deny she loves him
but I can deny
her extravagancy
her fake voice
her fake smile
her sister-in-law’s fake stories
her fake voice
her fake smile.
I then imagine the couple in bed:
her forced moans
her fake teases
her fake grins
her fake love.
is she in it for the money?
is she in it for the fame?
is she in it for the power?
I don’t know.
All I know is she isn’t in it for the sex.
ﱡ קּﻰﺢ Love:
Nice!
[MAF]falky:
love you love :-*
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Keep smiling
everything’s gonna be OK.
You screwed up
made a mistake
it was your fault
and you apologise
or do you?
Keep smiling
everything’s gonna be OK.
Once more
another slip
the boss isn’t happy
a beer and a laugh
shuts him up.
Keep smiling
everything’s gonna be OK.
Thine persisting
ye insisting
pressure on thyself
tension on thee
OK.
Keep smiling
fucker.
ǝǝǝoſ[sXɐ]:
:L
[MAF]Snoopy:
Sitting calmly on the loo
Miss Grain prepares to have a poo...
A misty darkness starts to loom
As toxic vapours fill the room...
The punishment's been clearly dealt
As toilet roll begins to melt
And paint starts peeling off the walls
The gunk inside the toilet crawls..!!
The carpet, now a charred remain,
Is floating by the window pane
The door is warped; the light bulb burst
Our little Gina fears the worst
She tries escape - alas in vain
She couldn't find the toilet chain
Young Gina realised too late
That chicken curry was her fate
I hope, my friends, you will awaken
Before another life is taken -
Heed my warning: NEVER POO
WHEN YOU'VE BEEN EATING VINDALOO...!!!
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