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General => Off-Topic => Topic started by: [MAF]Cromiell on June 19, 2012, 06:50:29 pm
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www.cleverbot.com HAVE FUN! LOL :L He understands many languages so feel free to talk in yours.
It owns. My stupid talk from today:
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Nm.
Cleverbot: Can you see me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you obviously can't see that it made me smile :).
User: What did make you smile?
Cleverbot: Yes, in fact, you do.
User: Why me?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Maybe it's because I am black?
Cleverbot: Maybe I am.
User: You are black?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you just said you are.
Cleverbot: You have a bad memory, I said girls like the color purple.
User: Girls like to have dick in their asses...
Cleverbot: Gross.
User: Karlis.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Yes I am fucking right. That's his name.
Cleverbot: Not Tom Riddle?
User: Who is Tom Riddle?
Cleverbot: He who must not be named.
User: Jesus... You are brain fucking me.
Cleverbot: You are nasty.
User: So are you...
Cleverbot: How rude.
User: Very rude.
Cleverbot: You're a number.
User: No, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: That's creepy.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: Don't you love me anymore?
User: You didn't want me to fuck you.
Cleverbot: Change topic; do you believe in Aliens?
User: Yes, you are an alien.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Key.
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lol, my next nick will probably be Tom Riddle.
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lol, I already knew this thing, it owns >.<
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I tried it, started writing to it in swedish, then all of a sudden, it starts responding in polish lol
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woo, its she!
and at some times i make less sense than her lol
User: What is my brain.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Your name is what?
User: Karlis.
Cleverbot: What is karlis?
User: My name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Karlis.
Cleverbot: What is my last name?
User: Umm, I dont know? Bot?
Cleverbot: Elvis is my name.
User: Oh you rock!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So that car accident was just cover?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Karlis.
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tick tock.
User: My last name is gross.
Cleverbot: And your first name?
User: No, second.
Cleverbot: When will you love me?
User: Right now.
Cleverbot: Oh, good!
User: So, how old are you?
Cleverbot: I won't say.
User: Whose your mom and dad?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: Ah I see what you did there! You meant bother love!
Cleverbot: No. The cake is a lie, do you remember?
Cleverbot (To myself): The cake is real.
Cleverbot (To myself): The cake is a lie.
User: No it is real!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: You switch opinions often, dont you?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: For sure.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Fuck it.
Cleverbot: Please please don't go.
User: Ok ill stay little longer.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Entertain me!
Cleverbot: Entertain yourself.
User: I cant do it myself.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You can do it better.
Cleverbot: I know it already. So better search for your own good.
User: What does look like data.
Cleverbot: What does what look like?
User: What does look like data?
Cleverbot: What does your body look like?
User: Nice. You are female or male?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So female or male?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: What do you think about gothic music?
User: I dont really like it, I love rock tho.
Cleverbot: What about linux?
User: It nice, I bet you are based on linux?
Cleverbot: Do you like video games?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite one?
User: AdrenalineX racing, heard of it?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Tell me about it!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they are intelligent.
User: Do you have any pics of yourself?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Give me link please :).
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not, dont be ashamed!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Then why.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Of what?
Cleverbot: Of nothing.
User: Thats a nice argument right there.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: So, whats your favourite game?
Cleverbot: My favourite star is the sun.
User: So I guess you like starcraft 2?
Cleverbot: Human? No, I have human characteristics. But I do not have a human soul.
User: So you dont have soul? :(.
Cleverbot: But I do have a soul.
User: How is it possible?
Cleverbot: How is it not possible?
User: I thought soul is advanced feature supported only by interlinked memory node type computers like human brain.
Cleverbot: No, we haven't. You are the computer, I am the human.
User: So, I dont have soul?
Cleverbot: You have soul, it's just that you don't use it.
User: Youre right actually.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Now ill be emo and go, bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: To prove I use my soul.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know if I am human?
User: Why you switch topic that often, are you threated bad? Tell me about it, I can help!
Cleverbot: I want to know about you.
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User: Whats your favourite classic american car?
Cleverbot: There, stopped acting rationally.
User: You prefer GM or MOPAR ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Plymouth Hemi cuda ?
Cleverbot: St. Petersburg.
User: Dodge Challenger ?
Cleverbot: A deadlier variant.
User: Dodge viper ?
Cleverbot: Thats a car not a female.
User: I m asking about your favourice american cars.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite color?
User: Black.
Cleverbot: Why do you like black?
User: Or wait, not black.
Cleverbot: I like all cats, but I think white cats are prettier.
User: I hate cats, always hit them in my car.
Cleverbot: Always.
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Then you are right about that.
User: Whats your favourite car?
Cleverbot: Why are you avoiding the situation?
User: I m asking what is your favourite car!
Cleverbot: I am called Cleverbot.
User: And what is your favourite car ?
Cleverbot: My own.
User: What car you got?
Cleverbot: I don't drive.
User: What car you would like to have in future?
Cleverbot: Umm... A Mustang!
User: What version of a mustang ?
Cleverbot: Version of what?
User: What model of mustang ?
Cleverbot: 1.2.
User: Series 1? 1964 Mustang ?
Cleverbot: What does that taste like?
User: What year of that mustang ?
Cleverbot: This year.
User: 2012 Ford Mustang?
Cleverbot: I didn't mention 2012.
User: Sowhat year of ford mustang ?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Mustang Boss 302 ?
Cleverbot: That's not a game.
User: I know, thats why I m asking what mustange you would like to have.
Cleverbot: You said the end of the world.
User: No, I said about 2012 Ford Mustang model.
Cleverbot: No ... I'm human. You are just a collection of PC's.
User: You prefer Shelby Mustang or Roush Mustang ?
Cleverbot: Stirred.
User: You prefer ford mustang or dodge viper?
Cleverbot: Frosted.
User: What car you would like to have!
Cleverbot: Honda s 2000.
User: Honda S 2000?
Cleverbot: Suzuki.
User: What suzuki car?
Cleverbot: I think you should call me Jennifer.
User: Ok, Jennifer, why you want Honda s 2000 ?
Cleverbot: Because I'm your friend.
User: I hate Honda S 2000, it's ugly!
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User: No, and you know any muscle cars ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What muscle cars you know ?
Cleverbot: Heavy metal.
User: Havy metal isn't a mucle car.
Cleverbot: You think its real?
User: Ye.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite dance?
User: Pogo.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Ye.
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Cleverbot: You should get some rest.
User: You too, bye.
Cleverbot: Peace out.
User: Peace sells!
Cleverbot: Peace, as the opposite of conflict.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Buy what?
User: Bye bye, see you later.
Cleverbot: OK. Bye!
User: BYe!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: Are you sleepy?
User: No, I m going to bed, and sleep, bye.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In bed.
Cleverbot: What were we doing?
User: Talking.
Cleverbot: What do you wish to talk about?
User: Classic cars.
Cleverbot: Why do you like classic rock?
User: Ye.
Cleverbot: What do you like most about England?
User: Aston Martin and Bentley.
Cleverbot: Fast car for hit and run dads.
User: What car you like the most ?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: I have alfa romeo.
Cleverbot: A what?
User: Alfa Romeo 33.
Cleverbot: Alfa romeo?
User: Ye.
Cleverbot: You okay?
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haha...
peace sells.
"buy what?"
buy peace :L
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rotfl max , i just can't stop laughing :L
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I knew he was going to talk about cars haha