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I pissed on your grandmother because I was horny.
sorry about the 31th being cut off, if you have a birthday on that day, make your own action ;)
Be honest on this please, no fake birthdays or fake t-shirt colors :P
(NOTHING OFFENSIVE; Its just a joke).
I swear this is the truth...haha best one lol
I did a blowjob to a drunk mexican because I'm gay.
:'(
I smoked week with an old man because I'm sexy
I took a crap on a black guy because I'm gay.
hmm lol
I shot a drunk Mexican because I was horny.
Poor mexican...
Be honest on this please, no fake birthdays