If god made the front of a womans body, who made the back?
The Council.
Who else would put a shit hole next to a play area!
loool apart from mine all of these jokes are about sex
pervs! :D
[21:25] [chat] [Julos]: mooman from?
[21:25] [chat] [ACE]: lol
[21:25] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: really??
[21:25] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: xD
[21:25] [chat] [mooman]: i'm from alaska
[21:25] [chat] [Julos]: RLY?
[21:25] [chat] [mooman]: yeah we're having a heatwave :D
[21:25] [chat] [Andy]: lol :L
[21:25] [chat] [Julos]: are you an escimo?
[21:26] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: good race
[21:26] [chat] [Julos]: dunno how to write in english
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: igloo
[21:26] [chat] [Andy]: escimo pussy
[21:26] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: ?
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: is mighty cold
[21:26] [chat] [Andy]: :L
[21:26] [chat] [Julos]: you ahve an igloo?
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: yeah but its made of glass
[21:26] [chat] [Julos]: why
[21:26] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: lol
[21:26] [chat] [ACE]: :o
[21:26] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: wow!!!!
[21:26] [chat] [ACE]: isnt that dangerous?
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: cos snow isnt very strong
[21:26] [chat] [mooman]: nah its bulletproof glass
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: ahhhh
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: i was just thingking
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: what if u were asleep and someone throws a brick at it
[21:27] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: yeah 4 gorillas....
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: u have central heating in ya glass?
[21:27] [chat] [mooman]: it bounces off lol
[21:27] [chat] [mooman]: yea
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: u are in ur igloo now?
[21:27] [chat] [mooman]: of course i dont go on my computer outside
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: LOL
[21:27] [chat] [ACE]: wat about transport?
[21:27] [chat] [Julos]: how big is ur igloo :S
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: sledges
[21:28] [chat] [ACE]: kl
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: my igloo is massive cos land is very cheap here
[21:28] [chat] [Julos]: how old are you?
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: 9
[21:28] [chat] [Julos]: 9 or 19?
[21:28] [chat] [Andy]: :L
[21:28] [chat] [mooman]: 9
[21:29] [chat] [Julos]: lol
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: almost 10!
[21:29] [chat] [ACE]: how olds the igloo?
[21:29] [chat] [Julos]: u have ur own igloo?
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: centuries old
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: no my whole eskimo family live in it
[21:29] [chat] [Julos]: do you go hunt for seals?
[21:29] [chat] [ReminCzech]: me loving extreme race
[21:29] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: ma dio canaglia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: and polar bears
[21:29] [chat] [Andy]: :L
[21:29] [chat] [mooman]: its how we survive
[21:29] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: uha lo voglio pure io iglu
[21:30] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: aha
[21:30] [chat] [ACE]: whos ur electricity supplier - and do u have gas?
[21:30] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: ci credi?????????????????
[21:30] [chat] [Andy]: LOL JAL
[21:30] [chat] [Julos]: ill make some gas haha
[21:30] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: boh
[21:30] [chat] [Andy]: lmao
[21:30] [chat] [mooman]: we are on the edge of the electricty supply zone luckily
[21:30] [chat] [drfreeman]: weee 1 place!!!!
[21:30] [chat] [Jalicno]: rambo knife xD
[21:30] [chat] [[ITA]Scorpion]: ma esistono
[21:30] [chat] [mooman]: but no gas
[21:30] [chat] [Julos]: do you have tennis rackets under ur shoes/
[21:31] [chat] [mooman]: no the snow is strong enough to hold us
[21:31] [chat] [Andy]: moo
[21:31] [chat] [Julos]: do you have a sleigh with dogs?
[21:31] [chat] [mooman]: no the sleigh is attached to a reindeer
[21:31] [chat] [Andy]: i just noticed another one of my races isnt in the score list
[21:31] [chat] [Julos]: a mose?
[21:32] [chat] [Julos]: moose
[21:32] [chat] [mooman]: like a moose but with horns
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: A raindeer, and he is red name = santa!!!!
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: :) :)
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: :o
[21:32] [chat] [mooman]: nah we named him rudy
[21:32] [chat] [ACE]: no ur santa! i know it
[21:32] [chat] [Julos]: and do you make a hole in the ice to fish?d
[21:32] [chat] [mooman]: yeah
[21:33] [chat] [mooman]: stop interviewing me lol
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: wats ur clostest store?
[21:33] [chat] [mooman]: need to race
[21:33] [chat] [Julos]: no its fun to meet an eskimo lol
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: well its not often we talk to eskimos!
[21:33] [chat] [Julos]: im from NL
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: and i wanna know everythink!
[21:33] [chat] [ACE]: im from UK :)
[21:33] [chat] [Julos]: wanna know how drugs and ho's are?
[21:34] [chat] [ACE]: well i dont - mainly know all about it lol
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: we've got lots of drugs here
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: really?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: its the only way to make it through the day
[21:34] [chat] [ACE]: many hos?
[21:34] [chat] [R3activ3]: how to get car*
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: no :(
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: mooman you use drugs?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: all day
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: what kind?
[21:34] [chat] [mooman]: snow
[21:34] [chat] [Julos]: lol
[21:35] [chat] [Julos]: can i give you a hint?
[21:35] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: io vado mi sono rotto ciaoooooooooooooooooooooo
[21:35] [chat] [mooman]: sure
[21:35] [chat] [Julos]: never eat yellow snow
[21:35] [chat] [[FaM]Razor]: bye all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:35] [chat] [ACE]: elo Mafia
[21:35] [chat] [mooman]: lemon snow?
[21:35] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: hi
[21:35] [chat] [ACE]: :) ive never seen a JOKER here till u :o
[21:35] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: XD
[21:36] [chat] [mooman]: anway ive gota go to bed its really cold here -60 celsius so i cant stay on the pc
[21:36] [chat] [[P]Grim]: LOL
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: so . . . . . 30seconds
[21:36] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: yup
[21:36] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: :P
[21:36] [chat] [Julos]: wait
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: :o ok bye bye
[21:36] [chat] [[2F2F]Myth]: huh where the hell are u?
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: ;)
[21:36] [chat] [[JOKER]Mafia]: chow
[21:36] [chat] [ACE]: not me lol
[21:36] [chat] [[2F2F]Myth]: with your -60
[21:36] [chat] [Julos]: in alaska
[21:36] [chat] [Julos]: he is an eskimo
[21:36] [chat] [[P]Grim]: wtf
[21:37] [chat] [[P]Grim]: :(
[21:37] [chat] [Shao_Khan]: wtf?
[21:37] [chat] [Andy]: this should be on the list
[21:37] [chat] [[2F2F]Myth]: lol
[21:37] [chat] [drfreeman]: wtf
[21:37] [chat] [Andy]: ffs
Heh, nice. But why is his mouth brown, if he licked pussy? Or he used the brown parts of his body? :Dhe wore a gimp suit that only exposed organs needed for fun :L
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Hi i can hack your ports,then attack your pc and make your fan go backwards
argh show some respect, he was a music legend
and he had a skin disease thats why he has white skin!
Family driving behind a dustbin lorry when a large dildo flys out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment, the mother turns to her young kinds and says "That was a big insect". To which her 7 yeard son says "I'm suprised it could fly with a cock that size".
Zoo keeper says to Knutico "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you concider shagging it for £500?". Knutico replies "I will on three conditions, ONE my family don't find out. TWO I don't have to kiss it, THREE I need a couple of weeks to get the money together".
[20:17] <skunk> what is going down???
[20:17] <skunk> tserver didnt respond
[20:17] <skunk> haaaaaaloooooooooo
[20:17] <Blister> Yes
[20:17] <Blister> Down
[20:18] <skunk> when server will be avaible???
[20:19] <Blister> I don't know
[20:19] <Blister> It will be back when it will ^^
[20:20] <skunk> :)
[20:21] <skunk> server is too high because bob marley's ghost is smoking in server
(mid-1980s, Tennessee) A mile down the road from Middle Tennessee State University, a couple of young, very drunk MTSU frat boys climbed a barbed wire fence that was intended to keep lesser mortals out of an electric substation. One frat boy climbed to the top of a transformer. That alone was an obviously bad idea, but it got worse when he urinated on the transformer on which he stood. As if electrocution via genitalia wasn't bad enough, consider his motivation to pee: a wasp nest "target" attached to the transformer. Needless to say, the wasps were the lesser of his worries. He did not live long.
(28 July 2007, Czech Republic) A pack of thieves attempted to steal scrap metal from an abandoned factory in Kladno. Unfortunately for them, they selected the steel girders that supported the factory roof. When the roof supports were dismantled, the roof fell, fatally crushing two thieves and injuring three others.
At marriage functions old people used to pull my cheeks & say "YOU'RE NEXT". Now they have stopped it.:L
WHY?
'coz I started doing the same thing with them at the funerals.
I was having dinner with MC Hammer and Chico last night when I asked if anyone had the time.
It was absolute carnage.
'Page 3 Girl In Skin Cancer Scare'.
That's the downside to exposing yourself to the sun on a regular basis.
Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage.
A girl just walked past me who was so pretty I forgot to look at her tits.
I was flicking through my freeview to see what was on the tv this evening and was appalled when I saw the program "Jade : A Year Without Her."
I couldn't believe how badly they had spelt Hair.
My mates have always mocked me about the size of my penis.
Although I've never heard the wife moan.
What did the confused Magnesium Oxide say?
OMg
I don't know what the Polish are all crying about. They can easily get a new cabinet in IKEA
6. Yo Momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.:L
3. Yo Momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
falky's damn baby 'jokes' always make me retch.
Well, I guess I do owe you an apology. So sorry. :)apology accepted(http://www.lineameteo.it/images/smiles/difus_19.gif)
How to scare your seat mate in a plane:
1 - take your laptop out of the bag
2 - slowly and calmly open it
3 - turn it on
4 - make sure that idiot is looking at the screen
5 - open your favourite browser
6 - look at the sky and close your eyes
7 - take a deep breath and open this:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
-How to get over your fear of the dark?
-As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly: "this is for you"
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:haha this one owns
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
- "Do you speak English?"
- "Yes!"
- "Name?"
- "Abdul al-Rhazib. From Arab."
- "Sex?"
- "Three to five times a week."
- "No, no... I mean male or female?"
- "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel."
- "Holy cow!"
- "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general."
- "But isn't that hostile?"
- "Horse style, doggy style, any style!"
- "Oh dear!"
- "No, no! Deer runs too fast..."
An Arab at airport:
- Name?
- Abdul AlRazhib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean male or female.
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no, deer run to fast!...
A very sad CHINESE story:
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So depressing
Especially when she said: 汦睯攺,
I almost cried
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