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Off-Topic / HITLER SPEECH AND A SUPERLATIVE NEWS OUT OF PYONGYANG
« on: February 02, 2010, 12:29:56 pm »Early this day, Hitler gave a speech at the Berlin Stadium...
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And a superlative news from Pyongyang...
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Superlative news out of Pyongyang,
Earlier today, space program director Pae Yong-nam announced plans to bring the moon to North Korea by 2015. The Dear Leader Kim Jong Il devised this great plan when the ghost of Eternal President Kim Il Sung invited him to the moon for a three day vacation. He said "Why not share the moon-joys with all our countrymen, as would a father to his child?" . The space agency will launch five rockets which will return to North Korea with the moon in tow. Experts say it will be the most auspicious event in the history of humankind. A force of 1,000,000 men will anchor it to a resplendent pedestal modeled on the Dear Leader's perfect hand. The People's Great and Harmonious Moon Hand of Kim Jong Il will be the largest moon hand pedestal ever constructed. Once the moon is secured, the space agency will remove the American flag currently defiling the moon. It will be replaced by a North Korean flag, a banner of Kim Jong Il, and an orchestra playing themes from Oscar winning movies 24 hours a day. Public response to the plan has been in uniform.
It will be the greatest victory of North Korea since the 1944, when Eternal President and Dear Leader Kim Il Sung swam to the bottom of the ocean on the back of a blue whale and killed the Great Crab Spirit to save Korea from typhoons, then resurfaced to defeat the Japanese army with his fists.
MOVING ON.....
The American president revealed to be a serpent today.
