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General => Off-Topic => Topic started by: [FSR]Ush on April 13, 2009, 10:38:35 pm
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[announcer]
Meet Riot, a twelve years old kid.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to attack the AdrenalineX server.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way attacking, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you attack the server
and try to knock it down
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin conscience
That's nonsense!
Go in and knock it down and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with 1vka's razor blade
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole SA-MP community knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you attack the server first
Look at the server admins, they are older as your brother
Fuck that! Do that shit! Attack that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that cool?
Why you give a fuck if the server dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think Admins gives a fuck if you are banned?
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to __H__ yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Ush? I don't like your attitude..)
[sound of static]
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")
[announcer]
Meet __H__, thirteen years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young boy at the AdrenalineX server,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
Now listen to me, while you're kissin Riot's ass
and swallow his sperm, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's penis..
(Yo! This boy's only twelve years old
You shouldn't take advantage of him, thats not fair)
Yo look at his head does it got any brains? (uh huh)
Fuck this boy right here on the spot bare till he
passes out and he forgot how he got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
yea fuck that, hit that shit raw dog and bail
[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio playing]
[announcer]
Meet TU_RUB1O, a fourteen year old SAMP haxor.
After coming home from a hard day's cheating,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find __H__ in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("RUB1O!!")
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
Fuck that Shit! You just caught this bitch cheatin!
While you at work he's with some dude tryin to get off?!
Fuck slitting his throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this?
(What? He trapped, felt, pressed speed hax and got record?!)
Alright Riot, maybe he's right, RUB1O
But think about the record before you get all crazy
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab him?
Grab him by the throat, get your record and kidnap him?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped AdrenalineX' Admins??!
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma ban you motherfucker!
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Ush? Mr. FSR?
Mr. AK bannin' straight outta Netherlands y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this kid not to be hacking?
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Range-Ban em all Ush, where's your bans at?
[ban typing, is evading, and range-banned!]
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[announcer]
Meet TU_RUB1O, a fourteen year old SAMP haxor.
After coming home from a hard day's cheating,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find __H__ in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("RUB1O!!")
GENIUS :L
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HAhhaha check this version :D
[Ush]
Meet Andy, a twenty year old AdrenalineX Owner.
After coming home from a hard day's playing,
he walks in the door of his Bristol house
to find Riot in the server with another name hacking.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("RIOT!!")
[Vertigo]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Andy]
Fuck that Shit! I just caught this bitch cheatin!
While im playing he's with some name tryin to get off?!
Fuck slitting his throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Vertigo]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this?
(What? He tripped, felt, pressed hax and set another record?!)
Alright, maybe Andy's right
But think about the server before you get all crazy
[Andy(and his conscience questioning)]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna ban him?
Grab him by the throat, get your server and range ban him?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Jalicno??!
[Vertigo]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
[Riot]
I'ma ban you motherfucker!
[Andy]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. D-i-r-t-y-g-o? Mr. CtP?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Australia y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this kid not to be swearing?
[Vertigo]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Ban em both Andy, where's your range-ban at?
[Ban typing, is evading, and range-banned!]
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lol good job ush :L
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[Andy(and his conscience questioning)]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna ban him?
Grab him by the throat, get your server and range ban him?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Jalicno??!
;D ;D ;D ;D
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1998/yzk387tmp.jpg)
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genius scripts, lol Jali
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Love the original song :D
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Get a life lol,you are teh kid spamming sensless stupid prick,get a life.Id ont need to hack to win and i told you I DONT HACK ANYMORE
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Hahaha nice twist of lyrics Ush lol
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Poor EMO kid :(
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Get a life lol,you are teh kid spamming sensless stupid prick,get a life.Id ont need to hack to win and i told you I DONT HACK ANYMORE
kk
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Kid is who says to somebody,so you are sweet :-[
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You can suck my cock :-[
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hahahh im laughing my ass off :L
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roflmfao @ the lyrics :L do one for like toy soldiers lol
btw riot how you keep getting to post on the forums? aren't you banned from the forums?
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Yo ush, rapper, keep goin homy :L
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Get a life lol,you are teh kid spamming sensless stupid prick,get a life.Id ont need to hack to win and i told you I DONT HACK ANYMORE
why dont u just go away, nobody wants u here......(http://forum.adrenalinex.co.uk/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
and the lyrics are great :D :D
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:L :L :L
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Good to see i touch you in heart,anyway on this picture is your girl and me ;)
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Who is the other person on the photo? Frodo ? :D
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Vertigo's girl ;D ;D
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Yep, a typical Serbian female.
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Still better then kangaroo in your bed ;D
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Sorry but far from popular urban myths, kangaroos don't hop around the whole of Australia!
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Oh you are urban guy :o
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(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1998/yzk387tmp.jpg)
thats why i dont want send my pic :L
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if u dont attack anyone, no one will attack u cys lol
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How is that video going on ? :L
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How is that video going on ? :L
is goin ok, im only waiting for photos :D music, animations bla bla is ready and its done, if i get new photo, i put it in movie, easy 8) xD
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Thats great, can't wait for video ! 8)
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Thats great, can't wait for video ! 8)
and i cant wait for more photos :(
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whata great topic xD damm
LMAO
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thx people :D
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7klpLYy2rs[/youtube]
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(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1998/yzk387tmp.jpg)
so funny :L :L :L
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:L
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7klpLYy2rs[/youtube]
lol video ;D
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Poor rapper and talking snoop dog :L :L :L
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keep washing everybody :D
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^ :L
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keep washing everybody :D
[FSR]Michal
Re: Funny Videos/Pictures
« Reply #158 on: 04-04-2009, 17:02:11 »
Look what i found today xD on "car exhange"
(http://images45.fotosik.pl/98/0959626b489a658a.jpg)
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(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4594/39108308.png) (http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?image=39108308.png)
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(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4594/39108308.png) (http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?image=39108308.png)
wash yourself
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If u don't know how, use this http://www.ehow.com/how_4463562_wash-yourself.html
:P
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Vs-KMuqjI[/youtube]
hahah eminem is my big favorite, he sweeps the floor with every one :D
and so do i ;_;
NEXT SONG
Ush - Hax Like That
The way you hax it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a hax like that
The way you hax it, you make your pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen a hax like that
The way you move it, you make your pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way riot hax he's like a belly dancer
he's shaking that ass to the new Britney Spears jams, I
Think someones at the server
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
admins saying hax
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean hax?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish haxing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Admin
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a haxor , I just like to hax, hax, hax
Yes, I make hax-records, I chit chat it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I hax, you will love it
[Chorus]
__H__, looks oh so temptin'
RUB1O I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
RUB1O and RIOT used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to hax
I go to the server and sit down, watch /tv on AdrenalineX
Admins saying hax
Doing doing doing
What do you mean hax?
Geez, I just got my hax
I don't have hax, look I put away, my computer's formatted
Please do not remove me from this server please
I did not even get to see __H__ shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this server PG
Mr. Admin, I demand to use my hax
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the server
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am RIOT, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
__H__ is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and he'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way he hax he cheats like a go-go
In that server he cheats get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is Riot
Admins saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean hax?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Admin, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word hax hax, hax
On the radio, but I think I did
__H__, is that a beast, I think I just saw a dick
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not RUB1O, I am RIOT, get down
[Chorus]
So Riot, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen a hax like that
Cuz the way you hax it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
:D :D :D :D :D
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:L :L :L :L
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wooo ;D
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woooo new song :D
it's from Akon ft. David Guetta - Sexy bitch :D
Original chorus:
She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
The way that booty movin I can't take no more
Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull up close
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
Ush version :L :
he is nothing like a haxor you ever seen before
nothing you can compare to a RSD hoe
I'm try to find the words to describe this haxor without being respectful
the way that haxor movin' I can't take no more
I have to stop what I'm doing so I can ban him fast
I'm try to find the words to describe this haxor without being respectful
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fuck i didn't know 2pac was still alive :)
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xD
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[Andy(and his conscience questioning)]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna ban him?
Grab him by the throat, get your server and range ban him?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Jalicno??!
;D ;D ;D ;D
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1998/yzk387tmp.jpg)
omg lol
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Awesome topic :L
/me wondering what else hiding in this forum
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Hahaha made me laugh to read this again :L
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good old times :L