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Off-Topic / Re: #Photos of AdrenalineX Players!
« on: July 08, 2014, 04:42:49 am »
But she's sister only for you huehue
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Off-Topic / Re: Introduce yourself!
« on: July 06, 2014, 11:24:46 am »
Can't really find a reason why is sex a hobby but haai anyway
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General Server Discussion / Re: Server Downtime/Freeze Alerts
« on: July 05, 2014, 07:03:43 pm »
Rockstar Games style. We will be back in a few minutes OR SO...
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Off-Topic / Re: Lets pray!
« on: July 02, 2014, 07:33:52 am »
13:27 just WOW, really? Is he blind on his left eye or what?
Probably the biggest number of car modders the server ever had online (or maybe just him...). Anyway shame I wasn't online because most of these guy would be jailed in a matter of 60 seconds. And his blista has got modded suspension... no more videos for that guy lol. I suppose the "nitro" words he says a few time during the video is a complain regarding no nitro in races. But why would he need a nitro if having none is still enough for him to collect most of lamps on the map.
btw... imagine they voted some Long SK
That would be fucking brilliant.
Probably the biggest number of car modders the server ever had online (or maybe just him...). Anyway shame I wasn't online because most of these guy would be jailed in a matter of 60 seconds. And his blista has got modded suspension... no more videos for that guy lol. I suppose the "nitro" words he says a few time during the video is a complain regarding no nitro in races. But why would he need a nitro if having none is still enough for him to collect most of lamps on the map.
btw... imagine they voted some Long SK
That would be fucking brilliant.
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Off-Topic / Re: #Photos of AdrenalineX Players!
« on: July 01, 2014, 01:22:29 pm »
Not that big actually. It looks enormous on the photo tho
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Off-Topic / Re: Funny Videos/Pictures
« on: July 01, 2014, 07:32:14 am »
Anybody head of Kulula Airlanes? http://www.southafrica.to/transport/Airlines/Kulula-flights/Kulula-humour.php5
some of their onboard jokes:
"Please pay attention to the safety announcement, because you will be writing a test shortly".
"If you are caught smoking, you will be asked to leave the aircraft".
"You could be fined up to R7999 for smoking on the plane, and for these prices you could be flying SAA"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
"Me Tarzan, You on hold", when phoning Kulula and being put on hold.
"To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull the belt tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one by now, then you probably shouldn't be allowed out in public unsupervised."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."
"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
"Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have landed in Cape Town . Please take all your possessions. Anything left behind will be shared equally between staff. Please note we do not accept unwanted mothers-in-laws or children."
"Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
"Welcome to Johannesburg, if this is not where you were intending to go then you have a bit of a problem."
"Anyone caught jumping on the bed at any Protea Hotel will be charged R2,50 per jump and will be billed when you check out."
http://www.southafrica.to/transport/Airlines/Kulula-flights/Kulula-humour.php5some of their onboard jokes:
"Please pay attention to the safety announcement, because you will be writing a test shortly".
"If you are caught smoking, you will be asked to leave the aircraft".
"You could be fined up to R7999 for smoking on the plane, and for these prices you could be flying SAA"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
"Me Tarzan, You on hold", when phoning Kulula and being put on hold.
"To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull the belt tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one by now, then you probably shouldn't be allowed out in public unsupervised."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."
"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
"Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have landed in Cape Town . Please take all your possessions. Anything left behind will be shared equally between staff. Please note we do not accept unwanted mothers-in-laws or children."
"Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
"Welcome to Johannesburg, if this is not where you were intending to go then you have a bit of a problem."
"Anyone caught jumping on the bed at any Protea Hotel will be charged R2,50 per jump and will be billed when you check out."
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Off-Topic / Re: #Photos of AdrenalineX Players!
« on: June 30, 2014, 09:19:31 am »
Finally got a new job. Hi again airport:
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Off-Topic / Re: Funny Videos/Pictures
« on: June 27, 2014, 11:21:55 am »
It's fake - checked in the google. There are articles about it.
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Off-Topic / Re: Funny Videos/Pictures
« on: June 27, 2014, 06:20:37 am »
What are those stats? Interesting. Is there any way to check out if the picture is not fake?
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Off-Topic / Re: Funny Videos/Pictures
« on: June 26, 2014, 07:21:34 pm »
It's on the same page lol
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Off-Topic / Re: Funny Videos/Pictures
« on: June 25, 2014, 07:37:38 pm »
Poop on everything!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w[/youtube]
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Off-Topic / Re: Interesting Videos/Pictures
« on: June 25, 2014, 07:26:27 pm »
You're doing it wrong!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg[/youtube]
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Off-Topic / Re: Funny Videos/Pictures
« on: June 24, 2014, 11:15:36 am »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufueWjyMwFQ[/youtube]
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Tourney 6 (2014) / Re: Tourney 6 - Sign Up
« on: June 23, 2014, 11:47:43 am »
Yeah lol. That can be psychological. So nobody would say races were bad or something