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General Server Discussion / Re: Happy birthday Adrenalinex!
« on: March 27, 2011, 11:33:41 pm »
Happy Birthday AX   :D

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Off-Topic / Re: Happy b-day Ush :D
« on: March 27, 2011, 11:29:30 pm »
Happy Birthday  :)

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Off-Topic / Re: Funny Videos/Pictures
« on: March 17, 2011, 02:29:49 pm »
loled
  :L

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Off-Topic / Re: What are you listening to now?
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:39:01 pm »
[youtube]pWUMSPekHBE[/youtube]  :'(

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Off-Topic / Re: R.I.P
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:30:18 pm »
RIP Nate Dogg  :(

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Off-Topic / Re: happy birthday slowdoh!
« on: March 16, 2011, 08:56:01 am »
Happy Birthday
Have a nice one  ;)

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Off-Topic / Re: Funny Videos/Pictures
« on: March 14, 2011, 08:31:32 pm »
lol smackedout :P

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Off-Topic / Re: Happy birthday Simon!
« on: March 14, 2011, 08:26:00 pm »
Happy Birthday  :D

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Off-Topic / Steak and BJ Day
« on: March 14, 2011, 04:18:03 pm »
I was like WTF when a friend told me about this, but found out that it really exists and it was invented as a response to Valentine's Day!! Woo awesome holiday for all men  :P



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March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day"
Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.

Seriously though, Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response to Valentine's Day, a day in which men get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

Isn't it about time that there was a day just like that, but devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true.

And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple.

First: FOOD! Not any of that new-age healthy co-op market crap, either. Just give us a big hunk of cow. Preferably still bleeding. The napkin will be unnecessary, thanks, that's what the backs of our arms are for.

I think the second part does not require any further explanation from me.

Best thing is: It's a win-win situation! Just think, ladies, of just how hard your man will try to please you on February 14th just at the *thought* of the rewards he will be receiving on his special day. There's no way to lose, unless you have difficulty suppressing your gag reflex.
March 14th is, in short: Best. Holiday. EVAR!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=321992251083
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/


Happy holidays and 14th of March to all boys+men

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Off-Topic / Re: What are you listening to now?
« on: March 13, 2011, 12:44:31 pm »
[youtube]j5-yKhDd64s[/youtube]

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Off-Topic / Re: 2012
« on: March 12, 2011, 12:31:26 pm »
Nothing will happen. No1 would even know about that story from Mayans if it wasnt the movie

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Off-Topic / Re: Gaming IDs (Steam, Xfire, Xbox/GfWL, PS3, Wii, EA etc)
« on: March 12, 2011, 12:28:10 pm »
xfire: fantomas7
steam: fantom_duck

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Off-Topic / Re: OMG Happy Birthday mooman!
« on: March 12, 2011, 11:37:05 am »
Happy 20th Birthday moo  :D




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Off-Topic / Re: Jokes
« on: March 12, 2011, 10:55:12 am »
How to scare your seat mate in a plane:

1 - take your laptop out of the bag

2 - slowly and calmly open it

3 - turn it on

4 - make sure that idiot is looking at the screen

5 - open your favourite browser

6 - look at the sky and close your eyes

7 - take a deep breath and open this:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf


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Suggestions / Re: [IV] positions at the finish
« on: March 11, 2011, 05:40:36 pm »

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