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Off-Topic / I need a German lol
« on: September 17, 2013, 01:27:16 pm »
Hey,

I need some native German speaker to write me two SIMPLE & SHORT letters in German. I guess it won't take you more than 10 minutes if you know what you do. I just ran out of time this week and since I suck in German I would be thankful to anybody that helps me. I can pay in-game money lol, hi fastcake. PM me please for details or post here and i will pm you back.

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Off-Topic / BeamNG - CryEngine3 Tech Demo
« on: August 31, 2013, 06:15:45 pm »
I didn't follow them for a while and today I visited their page - found out that demo as available wooo. Some of you may be interested. Basically it's soft body physic in CryEngine3. There are going to be alpha tests and release later. Anybody participating in this project? Maybe I don't know about something lol. Some screenies from me:










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Off-Topic / Need YOUR help, right HERE, right NOW
« on: August 22, 2013, 07:57:22 pm »
   

Hello,

I have a chance of getting job in one of Polish projects of gPotato ft. Webzen. It's a normal paid job, I will get money for it the same way as you get for your any other job. They are pre-launching one of the most famous gPotato games in Poland. They are also planning on opening office in Cracow and Warsaw. That's why they search for people to work with in team.

I was already in Warsaw 1 month ago with my CV to an interview with gPotato Europe publisher. Surprisingly a lot of people missed they chance and the "battle" is not as bad as I thought. That means I got not so low chances from what I researched.

Last part of recruiting arrived. Every person who participated and passed the interviews received a custom website to collect the most "votes" possible. Of course that's not how they choose people. We were given no more info why is that and what's the purpose. However, it's most likely not going to affect their decision in any major way I don't want to miss any chance.

You can vote me on my personal profile website every day since 23 (midnight today) till midnight from Sunday to Monday, that is 3 days. The more votes I collect the better I guess. There are leaderboards on the left side so you can follow my nickname. I have my own sources of traffic and people so I hope I can get some decent votes. In instructions which I received they say that votes ranking updates every 12 hours. Also, you only need to click the button - there is no confirmation message to prevent spamming (lol, and how comes that prevents anything)

My desired position is Junior Community Manager/Producer. Also I will be in-game GameMaster moderating the game and I will be answering people by Support for every email and concern or feedback they give.


Thank you!

2nd - Xagel


P.S Got any questions, wanna discuss? Post here, I will answer.

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Off-Topic / Click this - request
« on: August 20, 2013, 10:24:42 am »
Hey, Click this link please. But just click - DO NOT press skip ad button please. Wait for page to load of course if it's slow. Don't ask me what is this. I am making some tests. Thank you! (no, i am not making money by these services, testing sth)

http://cur.lv/20bty

EDIT: Hmmm... Well, actually some of you can click "Skip Ad". :L I need more stats

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Help & Resources / Low FPS all of sudden
« on: August 02, 2013, 01:03:11 pm »
Strange problem for me... Connected as usual and my FPS is around 10-30 from now on lol... I deleted gta_sa.set file and configured the game again. Nothing helped. I have 10-30 FPS all the time. It's weird because i didn't change anything yesterday. Only installed MTA and logged in on sa-mp to test my map at around 3pm and it was fine. Then in the evening it became unplayable. Also everything seems to load a lot slower (whole map objects etc). Other games work properly. Any ideas?

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Off-Topic / NASCAR The Game 2013
« on: July 29, 2013, 07:34:11 pm »


Okay, so... Anybody played it? To be honest not worth buying, I suggest downloading to check it out. You're not going to spend any decent time playing this in my opinion via Steam (not sure what Multi offers). Game is interesting, I don't say it isn't. Just not big enough fan to buy it and spend my life turning left.

From my point of view AI is terrible. They are causing wrecks more often than any other MadMax [NASCAR] we raced here in past (even with noobs joining). You can succesfully finish races just by seeing AI crash into each other on 1st lap causing TONS of full yellow cautions. Game lacks of visual damage too, I think NASCAR 08 was better than this.

Anyway, three things I learned.
First of all it's HARD AS FUCK to drive in pack of 43 cars pushing you from every possible side. I think passing 1st corner on zole/msd is easier than that. (i am driving by wheel/pedal/gear device not keyboard)
Second thing... You indeed HAVE TO TURN RIGHT in NASCAR racing. Why? Because car wants to go left on any oval circuit so to keep it go straight you have to keep steering wheel to the right what is extremely hard to maintain when you exit a corner (kissing the outside wall was 100% case for me when i turned on the game for the first time).
And third thing is drafting. Another superb hard thing to do. Staying in air tunnel behind a car at 300 kph (while any wheel movement will cause you to lose grip and understeer) is something I definitiely wouldn't want to try in real life.

Well yeah, overally fun game. But just a game, lacks of realism as for me. Maybe expecting too much as usual but from many reviews and from people's opinion I am at least partly right.
Share your thoughts (if any)...

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Off-Topic / 1man1jar - the interview
« on: July 21, 2013, 11:32:58 am »
lol @ what I just found. Visiting those "weird parts of internet" makes me find interesting things sometimes. I think everybody remember 1man1jar video. Here's the very interesting "interview"  (:L) with the guy whose popularity is based on broken glass stuck in his ass hole. Btw, who would expect he's a manager lol? God knows who you work with.


Question: Alex, thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts and views with readers of Best Gore [dot] com. Please tell us a little about yourself, how old you are, where you live, what you do, what you like to do, etc.
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I am 40 year old, my birthday is on March 13th. I live in Russia or more precisely in Ukraine and work as a manager. I like soccer, books and computer games (usually strategies or rally).

Question: You got famous all over the world thanks to 1guy1cup video, even though most people don’t know who it is in the video. Does it make you happy you became such an internet celebrity?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I’ll be honest with you, I truly enjoy this reputation. This is cool!

Question: Did popularity of your video surprise you?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: Yes, I did not expect this popularity; It was a real surprise for me.

Question: Looking back at popularity of 1guy1cup, have you ever come to regret leaking the video on the net?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: No, thus far not at all.

Question: Would you do it again if you had accidentally filmed another “shocking” video?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: Yes, I will be doing it again, but without broken glass in my ass this time; I have been filming myself for a long time and have countless videos, many of them can be found on the internet, however none of them is as splendid as 1guy1cup. I hope you enjoyed some of my favorites I had sent to you, Mark.

Question: Yes, I’ve checked them all out. Thanks for hooking me up with hours of extreme adult entertainment, Alex. I must admit, you are far crazier than I would have thought. 1Guy1Cup was an accident, but even other, no accident videos are beyond insane, and I’ve seen some shit in my life. Anyway, how did Guy1Cup make it on the internet? Did you upload it yourself? What prompted you to do it? How long after the actual incident (curious as to how long you were deciding whether to share it or not)?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I did upload the video myself. I have been meaning to make my videos publically available for a while. 1Guy1Cup was filmed on August 21, 2007, but I haven’t published it until December 1, 2008. As you can see, more than 15 months passed between filming of 1Guy1Cup and actual upload on the internet. Most of this delay was caused by me being very busy as of late and also not knowing how to upload videos on the internet. However, I knew right after the incident that I will share this video for sure as I had believed a video like that would be very interesting for people.

Question: Most men are extremely sensitive about foreign objects entering their anus. What made you like it? How would you describe the sensation?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I decided to stretch my anus to the max many years ago. I wanted to be able to fist my own ass, which I eventually managed. The ability to stick your own fist up your rectum definitely offers a variety of sensations that you can’t experience otherwise. I must admit that the beginning were rather tough. Until your anal opening is stretched well enough, trying to force large objects through there induces vomiting. As you continue doing it, you eventually get used to it and don’t throw up anymore. Then it’s pure pleasure.

Question: How old were you when you started inserting object in your anus? Do you remember your first time ever? How was it? What prompted you to do it?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I started inserting objects in my anus when I was 27 – so about 12 years ago. Curiosity and the thirst for new sensations prompted me to do it. I don’t remember my first time. But I remember I had used 0.25l bottle of coke for a long time. I did it in the bath.

Question: As for the 1guy1cup accident itself – how long did it take you to remove all shards of broken glass out of your anus?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: It wasn’t until the following day that I had most of the broken glass out of my ass. Still, one or two very small broken glass pieces are still in there. I can still feel them with my fingers but I can’t get them out anymore. Btw after publically available part of 1Guy1Cup video ended, I still had at least one half of the broken glass inside my ass. I went to the bathroom to pick it all up and that’s where I got the biggest piece – it had a capital letter L shape. Oh, and I wasn’t me who screams “noooo” at the end of the video. This was the editor from efukt.com who added it there.

Question: Did you go to see a doctor about it?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: No. I did not want anyone to question me about it.

Question: You lost lots of blood when that jar glass exploded in your anus, wasn’t it concerning you?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: Yes, I almost fell unconscious due to blood loss. I could barely make it to the bed. Btw the incident was in the drawing-room of an apartment I had leased at the time, not in the kitchen. As former blood donor, I was able to put up with this type of blood loss and recover quite easily.

Question: One question that absolutely everyone who’s seen 1Guy1Cup is asking – you have not made a simple peep when the glass shattered in your anus, how could you react to it so calmly and not ever curse one single time?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I did curse, but only in my mind.

Question: How long did it take for the area to fully heal?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I don’t remember, about two weeks.

Question: Did you have to take any special precautions to avoid bleeding in public, such as plugging your anus with cotton to soak up leaking blood?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: Yes, I used cotton.

Question: Were you having troubles shitting after the incident?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: No, no trouble shitting whatsoever.

Question: Did you have to adjust your diet in order to minimize bowel movement (aka minimize occurrences of having to use bathroom)?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: No, I continued eating as usual.

Question: Many people who saw the video speculated that you may have actually liked the fact that the glass shattered and cut you within. Was it really the case?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: It was really an accident. It was unintended and gave me no pleasure.

Question: The speculations say that you purposefully chose to sit on a glass object, rather than plastic to maximize the chances of an accident. Was your thinking something like that? Did it turn you on knowing that the glass could break and you could get into serious trouble?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: No, I have been inserting glass objects in my anus for years and never had any accident. I generally consider glass jars safe for insertions. However, I usually fill the jars up with water. In my opinion, water filled jars are less likely to break. This one time I have neglected this part and the results are what you had seen in the video. I applied pressure to the lid under an angle and neck of the jar cracked. Plastic bottle aren’t as much fun as glass jars. Glass jars are not as easy to insert and unlike plastic, the diameter of gass jars doesn’t change.

Question: Was it painful? Getting cut inside must have caused a lot of pain. Describe the pain you went through.
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: It was extremely painful. A truly horrific experience.

Question: Has 1guy1cup accident made you limit insertions of glass object up your anus, or has it encouraged you?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I continued to insert glass objects up my anus as normal. I no longer worry about accidents.

Question: How long have you waited after the accident to insert an object in your anus again? Did you miss it?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: I’d waited for two months and resumed with small plastic bottle.

Question: Has it ever occurred to you during the 1guy1cup incident that this would be it, that you’re done inserting stuff in your anus?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: No it hasn’t of course. This was the first time and I hope it won’t happen again.

Question: What was the biggest object to date you have inserted up your anus?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: The biggest object used to me a glass jar that was 3,43 in (87,1 mm) in diameter. I haven’t exceeded myself until very recently and now I can insert a jar that’s 87,7 mm around.

Question: You have filmed yourself on the video – who was the video intended for? Have you ever considered a career in porn?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: The video was intended for my personal home archive. I thought about career in porn when I was young but this was rather impossible in former Soviet Union.

Question: When is the next video from 1guy1cup star coming to the net?
Alex aka 1Guy1Cup: You can see some of my other videos on sexrazor.com and on owmyass.com but they aren’t famous. Videos titles “Finger 02” and “Tool 02” have not been seen by anyone but you, Mark. You are the only person I have forwarded them to.

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Off-Topic / Passed my exam wooo
« on: July 15, 2013, 04:54:04 pm »
Passed the driving licence. Expect me to become new DodgeR soon  :L Woooooo, a happy day.

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Off-Topic / Polish Gran Turismo 2013 accident
« on: June 30, 2013, 08:14:29 pm »
Polish Gran Turismo 2013 - Expensive cars, luxury event. Nothing will fix your brain and thinking tho. You can own one of the fastest cars in the world but you should be able to use it properly. 17 injuried including kids - half of them with serious injuries. Since we are a racing community I thought like sharing this. We can push it to the limit in game but sometimes we should think in real life.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIGpKoWZRB8[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAxAqsw0HIE[/youtube]

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Off-Topic / Evolution of "lol" word
« on: June 02, 2013, 07:55:11 am »
I was thinking about making such a topic lately but as I always forget about things - the idea failed. :L mooman did 'fu' thread and it reminded me of this. Not a copy cat but something similiar I'm very interested in.

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LOL - an acronym for laughing out loud or laugh out loud, is a common element of Internet slang. It was used historically on Usenet but is now widespread in other forms of computer-mediated communication, and even face-to-face communication. It is one of many initialisms for expressing bodily reactions, in particular laughter, as text, including initialisms for more emphatic expressions of laughter such as LMAO ("laugh(ing) my ass off"), and ROTFL or ROFL ("roll(ing) on the floor laughing"). Other unrelated expansions include the now mostly historical "lots of luck" or "lots of love" used in letter-writing.

I won't get into particular exceptions and more kinds of this word such as "lulz, lolz, lawl" and so on. However, personally I've always been using lol as a word expressing NOT laugh but SURPRISE or SHOCK emotions, or when thing said by someone doesn't make any sense/is weird. I also feel like expressing laugh more often by lmao instead. :L (not face-to-face in this case though). For example:
- when you say something funny I will most likely write "lmao" or just "haha"
- when I see your vehicle crashing in an epic way out of nowhere (as a surprising thing) or bumping around I will use "lol"

What are your thoughts? How do YOU use lol word? Do you think it evolved a lot since it's been created? If it means something different yet for you - write it below.

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Off-Topic / Why do people make polls about polls of polls?
« on: May 27, 2013, 08:14:58 pm »
Why do people make polls about polls of polls?

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Off-Topic / 10fastfingers
« on: May 16, 2013, 08:57:22 pm »
http://10-fast-fingers.com/

Since most people didn't want to believe my typing speed and I thought like setting some competition over the forums, here is my screen:



What's your result? Share.

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Off-Topic / People are afraid of...
« on: May 15, 2013, 08:44:45 pm »
This is so simple and genius that it's indeed worth it to make 1 more spammy thread. I hate the fact nobody ever laughs at my videos on that Funny Vids topic. :(

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc1P-AEaEp8[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CwN9gN1gW_Q[/youtube]

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Off-Topic / Formula 1 - Hungary 2013
« on: May 12, 2013, 11:57:08 am »
Hello,

I will be probably going to Formula 1 to Hungaroring this year. I would like to ask if there is anyone else interested to join maybe?

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Off-Topic / To die or not to die
« on: April 24, 2013, 04:30:05 pm »
I had a phone call today. From what the guy said I should prepare for getting OWNED hard tomorrow by somebody (for a nonsense thing I haven't really done lol). Since we all know how much you love science I decided to make use of my death and I want to know what's the chance that informing people about it by phone is just a way to scare them instead of doing anything really (as in most cases idiots do so). Many people think different stuff about human's psychology. Cheers mooman - all for science eh

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