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Offline [FSR]Ush

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Ush - Guilty Conscience
« on: April 13, 2009, 10:38:35 pm »
[announcer]
Meet Riot, a twelve years old kid.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to attack the AdrenalineX server.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way attacking, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you attack the server
and try to knock it down
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin conscience

That's nonsense!
Go in and knock it down and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with 1vka's razor blade

Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole SA-MP community knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you attack the server first
Look at the server admins, they are older as your brother

Fuck that! Do that shit! Attack that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that cool?
Why you give a fuck if the server dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think Admins gives a fuck if you are banned?

Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to __H__ yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Ush? I don't like your attitude..)

[sound of static]

("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")

[announcer]
Meet __H__, thirteen years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young boy at the AdrenalineX server,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")

Now listen to me, while you're kissin Riot's ass
and swallow his sperm, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's penis..
(Yo! This boy's only twelve years old
You shouldn't take advantage of him, thats not fair)
Yo look at his head does it got any brains? (uh huh)
Fuck this boy right here on the spot bare till he
passes out and he forgot how he got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
yea fuck that, hit that shit raw dog and bail

[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio playing]

[announcer]
Meet TU_RUB1O, a fourteen year old SAMP haxor.
After coming home from a hard day's cheating,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find __H__ in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("RUB1O!!")

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

Fuck that Shit! You just caught this bitch cheatin!
While you at work he's with some dude tryin to get off?!
Fuck slitting his throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!

Wait! What if there's an explanation for this?
(What? He trapped, felt, pressed speed hax and got record?!)
Alright Riot, maybe he's right, RUB1O
But think about the record before you get all crazy

Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab him?
Grab him by the throat, get your record and kidnap him?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped AdrenalineX' Admins??!

What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma ban you motherfucker!

Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Ush? Mr. FSR?
Mr. AK bannin' straight outta Netherlands y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this kid not to be hacking?

Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Range-Ban em all Ush, where's your bans at?

[ban typing, is evading, and range-banned!]
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 10:49:58 pm by [FSR]Ush »

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 10:44:34 pm »
[announcer]
Meet TU_RUB1O, a fourteen year old SAMP haxor.
After coming home from a hard day's cheating,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find __H__ in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("RUB1O!!")


GENIUS :L

Offline [FSR]Ush

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 11:00:51 pm »
HAhhaha check this version  :D

[Ush]
Meet Andy, a twenty year old AdrenalineX Owner.
After coming home from a hard day's playing,
he walks in the door of his Bristol house
to find Riot in the server with another name hacking.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("RIOT!!")

[Vertigo]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Andy]
Fuck that Shit! I just caught this bitch cheatin!
While im playing he's with some name tryin to get off?!
Fuck slitting his throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!

[Vertigo]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this?
(What? He tripped, felt, pressed hax and set another record?!)
Alright, maybe Andy's right
But think about the server before you get all crazy

[Andy(and his conscience questioning)]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna ban him?
Grab him by the throat, get your server and range ban him?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Jalicno??!

[Vertigo]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
[Riot]
I'ma ban you motherfucker!

[Andy]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. D-i-r-t-y-g-o? Mr. CtP?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Australia y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this kid not to be swearing?

[Vertigo]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Ban em both Andy, where's your range-ban at?

[Ban typing, is evading, and range-banned!]
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 11:05:08 pm by [FSR]Ush »

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 11:01:55 pm »
lol good job ush :L

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 11:44:24 pm »
Quote
[Andy(and his conscience questioning)]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna ban him?
Grab him by the throat, get your server and range ban him?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Jalicno??!
;D ;D ;D ;D



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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 01:21:27 am »
genius scripts, lol Jali
I would much rather be hated for what I am than loved for something that I'm not

Offline [MAF]falky

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 05:36:31 am »
Love the original song :D

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 07:22:31 am »
Get a life lol,you are teh kid spamming sensless stupid prick,get a life.Id ont need to hack to win and i told you I DONT HACK ANYMORE

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 07:52:38 am »
Hahaha nice twist of lyrics Ush lol

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 07:53:09 am »
Poor EMO kid :(


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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 07:54:26 am »
Get a life lol,you are teh kid spamming sensless stupid prick,get a life.Id ont need to hack to win and i told you I DONT HACK ANYMORE

kk

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 07:59:00 am »
Kid is who says to somebody,so you are sweet :-[

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 08:11:49 am »
You can suck my cock  :-[


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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 10:12:16 am »
hahahh im laughing my ass off :L

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Re: Ush - Guilty Conscience
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 01:16:41 pm »
roflmfao @ the lyrics :L do one for like toy soldiers lol
btw riot how you keep getting to post on the forums? aren't you banned from the forums?