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Do you know some funny/sarcastic anti-quotes?

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MadMax:
so mostly sarcastic quotes? gonna be hard, some are funny but hard to find really sarcastic ones, but here we go


"Sure. Fine. Whatever."
Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson), X-Files, s03e13
INFO~when preparing to autopsy, also spoken multiple times during whole episode without any emotion and with obviously sarcastic tone


"Do I look like I give a damn?"
James Bond (Daniel Craig), Casino Royale (2006)
INFO~after being asked if he would like his martini shaken or stirred, reffering to famous theme when Bond ALWAYS used to say "martini, shaken, not stirred"

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins), The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
INFO~when talking about guresome details of murder he commit

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Dorothy (Judy Garland), The Wizard of Oz (1939)
INFO~after entering unnatural, dream-like world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23jqjlbylg

"Anybody else wanna negotiate?"
Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis),  The 5th Element (1997)
INFO~after killing terrorists leader who wanted to speak with negotiator
from 0:53 to end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oKwg6W05MU   

"You'r gonna need a bigger boat"
Martin Brody (Roy Scheider), Jaws (1975)
INFO~when hunting shark, and turns out shark is bigger than expected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67p4hS6vyD8

when I recall more, gonna post too

malipop:
"Florals for spring? groundbreaking" - the devil wears prada
"You look 100% better when i can't see you" - Lolita
"Kill white people and get paid for it? what's not to like" - Django unchained
"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords" - Kill Bill Vol.1

nero:
Thanks for all your posts!

I have selected a few which I really liked:


--- Quote ---"If you talk to God you are religious, If God talks to you, you are phychotic."
House M.D.
--- End quote ---


--- Quote ---"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?" - Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci - Goodfellas)
--- End quote ---


--- Quote ---"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
Martin Brody (Roy Scheider), Jaws (1975)
--- End quote ---

So, right now I got 11 quotes, maybe five more or so, and I'm ready to go!

Terrorfist:
"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other" -Niko Bellic (Idk if this is from GTA IV but confirm it anyone thanks)

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