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[MAF]Agus:
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

►R1d3r™:
Are you confused topic with "Jokes" -----> http://forum.adrenalinex.co.uk/index.php/topic,31.0.html <-----  :L
Or is it a new topic?

S:
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

[MAF]Karlis:
Take a deep breath and run, you, shortsighted childies. While you were measuring your small dicks i was doing the real deal, banning haxors and childies, like you, from the server! I have over a houndred bans, and when you see the jail and kick count you better stop evading and run! And no, there's nothing you can do, my anticheats are made to smell and feel you from a km away and in a parallel world. I understand when you talk shit about me in over 4 languages, so you better stop it, filho da kurwa. My team of trained poodles will track you down even if you're in a dam rhino.  Stop pretending you don't hear me, you damn hatchets. All it takes is one whois query and i know where you live. And you don't want to see that shitstorm coming. I suggest you asking for a mute and overriding your real ip address. And don't even think of arguing, your argument is invalid. You think you're better than me because you have more records? Well, think again. I was setting hydra records back when you were crying about how impossible it was. You will get kicked in the south end of your north-bound body, as someone who have the mental agility of a bagel should, so better watch out.

S:
What the fuck did you just say about me, you ugly grip modder? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SA:MP Elitists, and I've been involved in numerous tourneys, and I have over 300 confirmed records. I am trained in /dm and I’m the top sniper in the entire AdrenalineX server. You are nothing to me but just another n00b. I will wipe you the fuck out with FPS abuse the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in PM? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 2F2F members across Europe and your clan site is being traced right now so you better prepare for the racewar, noob. The racewar that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your clan. You’ll fucking lose, kid. I can beat any top1, anytime, and I know over seven hundred shortcuts, and that just in Los Santos. Not only am I extensively trained in winning oneworlds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 2F2F racing secret database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable records off the face of the server, you little cheater. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” hackusation was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have PMed me. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn speedhacker. I will beat each of your records and you will drown in depression. You’re fucking dead, noob.

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