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Clever Bot!
MadMax:
--- Quote ---User: Whats your favourite classic american car?
Cleverbot: There, stopped acting rationally.
User: You prefer GM or MOPAR ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Plymouth Hemi cuda ?
Cleverbot: St. Petersburg.
User: Dodge Challenger ?
Cleverbot: A deadlier variant.
User: Dodge viper ?
Cleverbot: Thats a car not a female.
User: I m asking about your favourice american cars.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite color?
User: Black.
Cleverbot: Why do you like black?
User: Or wait, not black.
Cleverbot: I like all cats, but I think white cats are prettier.
User: I hate cats, always hit them in my car.
Cleverbot: Always.
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Then you are right about that.
User: Whats your favourite car?
Cleverbot: Why are you avoiding the situation?
User: I m asking what is your favourite car!
Cleverbot: I am called Cleverbot.
User: And what is your favourite car ?
Cleverbot: My own.
User: What car you got?
Cleverbot: I don't drive.
User: What car you would like to have in future?
Cleverbot: Umm... A Mustang!
User: What version of a mustang ?
Cleverbot: Version of what?
User: What model of mustang ?
Cleverbot: 1.2.
User: Series 1? 1964 Mustang ?
Cleverbot: What does that taste like?
User: What year of that mustang ?
Cleverbot: This year.
User: 2012 Ford Mustang?
Cleverbot: I didn't mention 2012.
User: Sowhat year of ford mustang ?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Mustang Boss 302 ?
Cleverbot: That's not a game.
User: I know, thats why I m asking what mustange you would like to have.
Cleverbot: You said the end of the world.
User: No, I said about 2012 Ford Mustang model.
Cleverbot: No ... I'm human. You are just a collection of PC's.
User: You prefer Shelby Mustang or Roush Mustang ?
Cleverbot: Stirred.
User: You prefer ford mustang or dodge viper?
Cleverbot: Frosted.
User: What car you would like to have!
Cleverbot: Honda s 2000.
User: Honda S 2000?
Cleverbot: Suzuki.
User: What suzuki car?
Cleverbot: I think you should call me Jennifer.
User: Ok, Jennifer, why you want Honda s 2000 ?
Cleverbot: Because I'm your friend.
User: I hate Honda S 2000, it's ugly!
....
User: No, and you know any muscle cars ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What muscle cars you know ?
Cleverbot: Heavy metal.
User: Havy metal isn't a mucle car.
Cleverbot: You think its real?
User: Ye.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite dance?
User: Pogo.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Ye.
...
Cleverbot: You should get some rest.
User: You too, bye.
Cleverbot: Peace out.
User: Peace sells!
Cleverbot: Peace, as the opposite of conflict.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Buy what?
User: Bye bye, see you later.
Cleverbot: OK. Bye!
User: BYe!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: Are you sleepy?
User: No, I m going to bed, and sleep, bye.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In bed.
Cleverbot: What were we doing?
User: Talking.
Cleverbot: What do you wish to talk about?
User: Classic cars.
Cleverbot: Why do you like classic rock?
User: Ye.
Cleverbot: What do you like most about England?
User: Aston Martin and Bentley.
Cleverbot: Fast car for hit and run dads.
User: What car you like the most ?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: I have alfa romeo.
Cleverbot: A what?
User: Alfa Romeo 33.
Cleverbot: Alfa romeo?
User: Ye.
Cleverbot: You okay?
--- End quote ---
Mosca:
haha...
peace sells.
"buy what?"
buy peace :L
[AK47]Tommy_Vicious:
rotfl max , i just can't stop laughing :L
[MAF]Agus:
I knew he was going to talk about cars haha
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