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Offline BorderLine

Spiders anyone?
« on: January 08, 2014, 11:55:40 am »
19 Reasons Why Arachnophobes Should Give Australia A Miss

Australia is home to Earth’s scariest spiders.


1.This angry fella is a Sydney funnel-web: during an attack it bites repeatedly.


2.They hang out everywhere.


3.By the pool.



4. In the car.


5.On your wanking paper.


6. Even inside your wanking paper.


7.Do. Not. Lift. The. Seat.


8.Much bigger ones
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Offline [MAF]mooman

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Re: Spiders anyone?
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2014, 12:05:13 pm »
9. Spiders can't count to 19
10. Some spiders just copy content from http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/why-arachnophobes-should-skip-australia
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2014, 12:09:44 pm »
Can't hide anything from Andre :L (spin)

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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2014, 12:42:08 pm »
 :(  :L i know he'd get it right
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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2014, 02:39:59 pm »
bleh spiders  >:(

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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2014, 03:15:24 pm »
I love spiders, that's why I live here.

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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2014, 03:48:05 pm »
Oh god... what a scary creature.
/prox on

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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2014, 03:49:16 pm »


jesus, how do you even kill that one? you can't just ''step on it'', you need a machete or something :L

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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2014, 04:06:44 pm »
Now that I've seen this, I'll probably dream about it tonight  :'(. I hate these creatures so much  :laugh:
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2014, 04:08:18 pm »
Kill it before it lays eggs (please).

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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2014, 05:53:48 pm »
lol i hate spiders, we're all such pussies

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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2014, 06:31:02 pm »
i dont mind spiders living here but if i saw one of them in real it would scare this shit outta me lol
i guess they wouldnt be that scary in a terrarium or something though :L

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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2014, 06:31:11 pm »
beautiful ones, dangerous but wonderful
biggest natural ones in EU are tarantulas only, (somewhere in middle-east EU, Hungary, Moravia (CZ), south-east areas or Poland too
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2014, 06:33:08 pm »
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr06/12/23/enhanced-buzz-2691-1384315308-20.jpg

jesus, how do you even kill that one? you can't just ''step on it'', you need a machete or something :L

Wow, that one makes all the others look innocent.