I translated some jokes for you from polish language lol... Enjoy!
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A young hippie gets on the bus and sees a young and very pretty nun.
So he sits down beside her and asks if she did not want to have sex with him.
- No! - Says the nun. - I'm married to God. - He gets up and
get out at the next stop.
The bus driver, who had heard all the stuffs called the hippie and says:
- If you really want to sleep with her, I can tell you how.
- Tell me! - Says hippie.
- She comes every day to the cemetery at midnight on the night prayer. Just
dress up in a white robe with a hood, beard with fluorescence
powder, eject suddenly and say that you are God!.
So it did hippie. Dressed up, jumped out from behind the tombstone and said,
that he is God and he wants to sleep with her.
The nun agreed to have sex without saying anything, but asked him to make it
anal, because she must remain a virgin. Hippie agreed and when he finished
threw off his hood and shouted:
- Ha, ha, I'm a hippie!
- Ha ha! - Shouted the nun. I am a bus driver!
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Husband comes home, all pleased:
- Jadźka, I won the lottery! Pack up! - Said husband.
- We're going somewhere!? - Said woman.
- No, GTFO!
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In line stand 6-year-old son and his father. Before them stands a thick woman around
with 150 kg minimum. Son says to his father:
- Dad, you see that woman? She is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!
Father's face turned red, he was ashamed:
- Son, you can not speak about people this way.
- But she's so faaaaaaaaaaaaat? I have never seen such a fat baby.
- Okay, but it's rude to speak this way about others.
At this point, the woman at the bar received a call pi, pi, pi, pi
A son says:
- Dad! Watch out! She will reverse!
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Husband and wife are eating dinner. His wife splits a soup:
- Look, how do I look! Like a pig!
- Well, and you have even split your soup...
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Wolf caught the hare:
- Please wolf, do not eat me, I'll do what you want!
- Do me a blowjob!
- I can not!
- Snap!
- When I can not!
- Then at least try!!!
*** crunch, crunch, crunch... ***
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Guy runs for departing train from the train platform, waving hands, screaming ... At the end the train slowly disappear in the distance, panting hard guy drops to the bench. railroad worker approaches him:
- What, you missed the train?
- No! I was expelling him from the station you idiot...
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Professor conducts students lessons, one of the students suddenly yawns. Professor with a beautiful smile on his face says to her:
- Oh look! My size : )
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It is a funeral. Coffin at the bottom, people throwing flowers. Suddenly something hits the coffin with hard sound. People look at each other. The guy standing at the bottom says:
- Excuse me, florist was closed, I bought a box of chocolates.
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Plane crashed on a desert island. 1 woman and 100 men.
- Enough of these dirty tricks! - Screamed the woman and commits suicide.
After thirty days, the guys gathered for a conference
- Enough of these dirty tricks! You have to bury her.
Passes the next 30 days. subsequent removal of
- Enough of these dirty tricks! Dug it back.
