I've just split up with my girlfriend after I found out she works the streets part time.
She's a traffic warden.
I've just found out that Chad Kroeger collects valuable coins.
I've also read that his most prized one was stolen and that the police are looking for it.
I hope he gets his nickel back.
sat in a bar lst nite, saw this bloke sat at the bar he had black shorts, black t-shirt and a whistle around his neck!
I thought this cunts gona kick-off in the minute!
Walkin dwn the street the other day and sum1 threw a block of cheese at my head!
I thought thats mature!
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local Kids.
I won!
No one's a match for me and my kettle.
whats the worst thing about shaggin a girl with a bold fanny? putting the nappy back on
http://www.robmanuel.com/2006/11/03/christmas-crackers/