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Offline [MAF]mooman

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #60 on: June 26, 2009, 04:45:42 pm »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #61 on: June 26, 2009, 07:24:18 pm »
He wanted to be white... Oh please, wtf ? You just can't change your skin color :L
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« Reply #62 on: June 26, 2009, 10:01:36 pm »
argh show some respect, he was a music legend

and he had a skin disease thats why he has white skin!
« Last Edit: June 26, 2009, 10:29:35 pm by snoopy »
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Offline [MAF]falky

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #63 on: October 29, 2009, 07:42:26 am »
Fringe Benefits Cafe:

"Our love is like obese, it's not working out."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #64 on: October 29, 2009, 10:32:29 am »
rofl
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Offline [MAF]Sighmoan

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #65 on: October 29, 2009, 10:44:36 am »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 26, 2009, 10:01:36 pm
argh show some respect, he was a music legend

and he had a skin disease thats why he has white skin!

You going to watch the film?

And a joke:

Why did everyone like Mr Mushroom?

Because he is a fungi.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #66 on: October 29, 2009, 11:18:37 am »
haha :L
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #67 on: October 31, 2009, 05:57:55 pm »
Quote from: [UK]Rac3r on June 06, 2008, 06:05:52 am
Family driving behind a dustbin lorry when a large dildo flys out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment, the mother turns to her young kinds and says "That was a big insect". To which her 7 yeard son says "I'm suprised it could fly with a cock that size".
Zoo keeper says to Knutico "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you concider shagging it for £500?". Knutico replies "I will on three conditions, ONE my family don't find out. TWO I don't have to kiss it, THREE I need a couple of weeks to get the money together".

:L :L :L :L
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Offline [MAF]falky

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #68 on: November 04, 2009, 11:56:15 am »
What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto.
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Offline [2F2F]SNiKeRiS

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #69 on: November 04, 2009, 02:14:34 pm »
Good one :L
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #70 on: December 04, 2009, 03:06:47 pm »
Why do babies cry when they are born?
 -Because they know they've come on a world where Chuck Norris lives.

Chuck Norris visited Mars once. Since then there are no signs of life there.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris in his leg. After 5 days of agonising pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris's speciality: Choking with cordless phone.

Only Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.

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[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids

Offline [MAF]Aj_Lajk_Bir

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #71 on: December 04, 2009, 04:05:17 pm »
Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!
Have a stroke of its mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on its winky.
Oooo thats dirty!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse Ill take you round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
I think youll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #72 on: December 04, 2009, 04:08:04 pm »
hah :L
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #73 on: December 12, 2009, 05:30:03 pm »
Weird english from all around the world.

On a restaurant menu in Vienna:
Fried milk, children sandwiches, roast cattle and boiled sheep.

In a fur shop in Sweden:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

From a russian newspaper:
There will be a Moscow exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

In a Bucharest hotel:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages!

In a Bangkok drycleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.

In a Hong Kong tailor's shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

From an east african newspaper:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

On a medicine bottle:
Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.
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Offline [MAF]Sighmoan

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #74 on: December 14, 2009, 02:23:52 pm »
Who is the coolest guy in hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy.

When he is on holiday who fills in for him?

The Hip Replacement guy.
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