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Offline [MAF]mooman

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #180 on: August 10, 2013, 11:59:36 am »
pro one wasn't really hard
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« Reply #181 on: August 10, 2013, 01:33:24 pm »
i was like "swatchwichsssssss" for  ten minutes  :L

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #182 on: September 26, 2013, 06:55:58 pm »
conversation:
- what reach does BT have? in ideal conditions, will it get through a wall and another 15m into the garden?
- if BT means Battle Tank, then yes

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #183 on: October 02, 2013, 12:47:53 am »
Quote
Quoted from "[FaiZan]"

So, choice is yours...
If I join your will gain more popularity beacuse I am lvl 3 Admin of Server Adrenaline X, I was bored so joined this...
If NO, its ok I will tell others how BAD this server was!....

http://nsg-page.de/forum/index.php?page=Thread&threadID=1219&pageNo=1

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #184 on: October 02, 2013, 06:12:52 am »
:L
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #185 on: December 20, 2013, 11:05:06 pm »
Me: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
Lady gaga: *appears suddenly*
lady gaga: what is it?
Me: I can’t find my scarf
Lady gaga: I told you to use this power only for good

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #186 on: July 05, 2014, 04:18:36 pm »
A man has been arrested after police found Corn Flakes, Coco Pops and Special K under his foreskin.
He was a cereal rapist.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #187 on: July 08, 2014, 07:21:23 am »
Senior trying to set a password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #188 on: July 08, 2014, 12:08:51 pm »
Cabbage50

Also, the password program should have given all the conditions at the beginning.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #189 on: July 08, 2014, 08:51:52 pm »
Calling your girlfriend Brazil because she kicks off every 5 minutes.