Two buckets of vomit are walking down the street, when one stops and starts crying.
"What's up with you?" asks his friend. He replies
"I was brought up around here"
A nun, three midgets, a horse and Mike Tyson walk into a bar. The barman asks
"Is this some knd of joke?"
Three brothers with unusual names are out hiking. One is called 'Bite Me', another is called 'Manners' and the third is christened 'Dog Turds'. While walking along a mountain path, Dog Turds slips and falls, injuring himself when landing 50 feet below. His brothers quickly decide that Manners should stay with him while Bite Me heads for civilization to get help. On arrivinig
in the next town he rushes to the police station.
"Quickly, please, my brother's had a terrible accident and needs help" The kindly officer tries to
reassure him.
"OK son, now calm down. We'll get some help for him. First, tell me your name"
"Bite Me" replies the boy. The officer looks concerned.
"Now son, I know you're upset, but I need you to tell me your name, OK?"
"Bite Me!" shouts the exasperated boy. The officer now looks angrily at him
"Now listen Mister, accident or none there's no need for that. Where's your manners?"
"Halfway down a cliff, picking up Dog Turds!"
There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says
"How do you drive these things anyway?"
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other
"Does this taste funny to you?"
A guy walks into a bar.
"Ouch!" It was an iron bar.