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Offline [MAF]Cthulhu

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #135 on: March 04, 2011, 04:19:08 pm »
How to scare your seat mate in a plane:

1 - take your laptop out of the bag

2 - slowly and calmly open it

3 - turn it on

4 - make sure that idiot is looking at the screen

5 - open your favourite browser

6 - look at the sky and close your eyes

7 - take a deep breath and open this:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Offline ivanduk

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #136 on: March 04, 2011, 04:41:55 pm »
omg :L



[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #137 on: March 12, 2011, 03:30:35 am »
^

 :L  :L
/prox on

Offline Fant0mas

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #138 on: March 12, 2011, 10:55:12 am »
How to scare your seat mate in a plane:

1 - take your laptop out of the bag

2 - slowly and calmly open it

3 - turn it on

4 - make sure that idiot is looking at the screen

5 - open your favourite browser

6 - look at the sky and close your eyes

7 - take a deep breath and open this:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf




Offline [2F2F]Hellmuth

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #139 on: April 24, 2011, 11:53:58 pm »
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuump O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #140 on: April 28, 2011, 01:02:30 pm »
"You son of a bitch," she said, "I am
trying to build a meaningful
relationship."

"You can't build it with a hammer,"
he said.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #141 on: May 13, 2011, 05:21:13 pm »
BEYONCE: Hey Justin, will you sing my song?
JUSTIN BIEBER: hey,yeh sure what one?
BEYONCE: Great, 'if i was a boy'?
JUSTIN BIEBER: ....

Offline ǝǝǝoſ[sXɐ]

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #142 on: May 13, 2011, 05:22:15 pm »
Owns^

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #143 on: June 20, 2011, 09:16:44 pm »
Yesterday, after watching Jackass 3, I wikipedia'd Ryan Dunn and read all about his life and career. Less than 24 hours later, he died in a car accident.
I just searched Justin Bieber.
Fingers crossed

Offline [MAF]mourad

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #144 on: June 20, 2011, 09:21:32 pm »
haha :L

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #145 on: June 23, 2011, 11:22:23 pm »
Saw a fat bird walking down the street today. he had a T-shirt on saying I love the HIP HOP.. I think the letters C and S must have fallen off?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #146 on: June 23, 2011, 11:52:46 pm »
chip hops?
will read and answer your forum PMs when I'm less busy!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #147 on: June 23, 2011, 11:57:35 pm »
:L ,,!,,

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #148 on: June 24, 2011, 01:05:19 am »
i thought chip shop lol fail

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #149 on: July 28, 2011, 08:15:34 am »
-How to get over your fear of the dark?

-As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly: "this is for you"