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Offline Mosca

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« Reply #120 on: September 23, 2010, 04:26:15 am »
Hey i got one but someone must answer me :P
looses its fun if I say the whole thing myself.

How do you kill a purple elephant?
I was in the right, yes absolutely in the right. I certainly was in the right... I dunno I was really drunk at the time...

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« Reply #121 on: September 23, 2010, 05:36:09 am »
i don't know mosca, how do you kill a purple elephant?
will read and answer your forum PMs when I'm less busy!

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« Reply #122 on: September 23, 2010, 05:37:40 am »
Just grab your special made purple-elephant-killing pistol and kill the elephant with it. ^^

Now.

How do you kill a yellow elephant?
I was in the right, yes absolutely in the right. I certainly was in the right... I dunno I was really drunk at the time...

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« Reply #123 on: September 23, 2010, 05:52:59 am »
i don't know mosca, how do you kill a yellow elephant?
will read and answer your forum PMs when I'm less busy!

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« Reply #124 on: September 23, 2010, 05:56:38 am »
well if you guessed that with a special made yellow-elephant-killing pistol you're wrong.

First you must grab its trunk rly hard until it turns purple... then pick your special made purple-elephant-killing pistol and kill it.  ;D
I was in the right, yes absolutely in the right. I certainly was in the right... I dunno I was really drunk at the time...

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« Reply #125 on: September 23, 2010, 07:18:42 am »
lol

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« Reply #126 on: September 28, 2010, 07:55:52 pm »
http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/

omg this has to be most epic site :L



[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids

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« Reply #127 on: October 11, 2010, 09:48:23 am »
I've just split up with my girlfriend after I found out she works the streets part time.

She's a traffic warden.

I've just found out that Chad Kroeger collects valuable coins.
I've also read that his most prized one was stolen and that the police are looking for it.

I hope he gets his nickel back.

sat in a bar lst nite, saw this bloke sat at the bar he had black shorts, black t-shirt and a whistle around his neck!

I thought this cunts gona kick-off in the minute!

Walkin dwn the street the other day and sum1 threw a block of cheese at my head!

I thought thats mature!

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local Kids.

I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle.

whats the worst thing about shaggin a girl with a bold fanny? putting the nappy back on

http://www.robmanuel.com/2006/11/03/christmas-crackers/
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« Reply #128 on: October 12, 2010, 09:55:40 am »
whats the best thing about shagging 28year olds? theres 20 of them

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« Reply #129 on: October 25, 2010, 03:47:29 pm »
Q: Max, what is a perfect circle?

A: Oval.

 :o :o :o :o

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« Reply #130 on: November 06, 2010, 08:21:23 pm »
3 guys are in a cafe,
one says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!
another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!
The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?



[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids

Offline [2F2F]SNiKeRiS

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« Reply #131 on: November 06, 2010, 09:01:32 pm »
:L

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« Reply #132 on: November 06, 2010, 11:26:30 pm »
Three doctors were saying there best cure they made, the first one was from USA and said I Did two more arms on a man and he is the world's best piano player. Then the other one from japan says:I did one more leg on some dude and now he is the worlds fastest runner. THEN the Icelandic doctor says:Guys thats nothing!!!! I did a Cabbage on a man and now he is a MAJOR!!!!!

Litle childish but funny though
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #133 on: November 07, 2010, 01:08:58 am »
dupa jasio pierdzi stasio lol wtf

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« Reply #134 on: January 01, 2011, 07:56:11 pm »
Girl: I like you.
Boy: Well.. I kinda like U2.
Girl: Really?!
Boy: Yeah, it's my fav band!



[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: talking about gay give it to id 17
piggernenis [17]: haha
piggernenis [17]: hulka put me on ignore because he thinks im gay
[SFX]Dr.Hulka [4]: id 17 have aids