Topic: What religion are you?

[[MAF]Cthulhu]

Where is the end of the galaxy?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347
 

[[FSR]Ush]

OMG 7 meter long earthworm 

But if the universe ends.... it should have something around that too..

[[AK47]skunk]

I think that Universe is infinity.

[[FSR]Ush]

Same.

[TheLastAirbender]

Christian...

Have you ever heard of...
The Church of Google - claiming that Google is the closest thing humans could find in God.
The Cult of Micheal Jackson - translates MJ songs into scriptures, including the 10 Laws of Boogie:

1. You shall have no other pop Gods or Kings before MJ.
2. You shall strive to make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, you shall boogie and keep thy faith and strive to be all that you can be.
3. You shall blame it on the boogie, knowing you are a danc’in machine and scream thy name.
4. Observe the nine to five day, and then at night you shall enjoy yourself, groove as the MJ commands you.
5. Start with the man in the mirror, honor yourself, make your father proud and your mother smile, love everyone, so that your days may be long and that it may go well with you in the land that thy idol MJ is commanding thee to enjoy.
6. You shall obey the rule that nobody shall hurt anybody else.
7. You shall not stop until you get enough.
8. Nor shall you be a smooth criminal, nor a macho man, and when in doubt just beat it.
9. Neither shall you victimize or scheme, upon penalty of a scream. Be careful of what you do, ‘cause the lie becomes the truth. Before you judge, try hard to love.
10. Your girl is yours and my girl is mine. Neither shall you be a Billie Jean or cause a scene. Do as your mother says and be careful of who you love.

With scriptures:

1:1 Beat It
2:2 Off the Wall
3:3 If' N' Was God
4:4 Money
5:5 Stranger from Moscow
6:6 Man in the Mirror
7:7 Remember the Time
8:8 Liberian Girl
9:9 Thriller
10:10 ABC


Jedi Religion - Star Wars religion which 1.5% from NZ and 0.7% from UK population claims it's their religion.
Iglesia Gagariana - Latin American fans of Lady Gaga
Dudeism - The Church of Latter Day Dudes, religion inspired by the Dude from The Big Lebowski
First United Church of the Fonz - religion founded by Peter Griffin (The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz)

[[MAF]falky]

Idle chatter sounds much better to the absent mind.
Govern me, kill thy master.
You will not enslave me.
The root is bitter but the fruit is sweet, but not exempt from criticism.

Small pox friendship.

You die, I take, you are the new slave.
Don't call me god, because I don't have a disease.
What is cold to you is love to me.
Savior seething, rolling you in, cherub in red said there's nothing to see here.

Hallowed be who art in heaven, I refuse to call that fucker by name.

[[UK]SheepFucka]

amen.. tho awoman would be tons better! xD

[slowdoh]

O_O wow fsrdevil666, that thing's pretty cool

[[MAF]Cthulhu]

yeah, it is cool, 2f2fslodwoh 

[[MAF]Snoopy]

amen.. tho awoman would be tons better! xD

haha ive only just got that :S

[[UK]SheepFucka]

haha slow poke

[[MAF]Snoopy]

i kept reading falky's post cos i couldn't figure out what you meant haha!! :S

i blame it on the tiredness!

[[MAF]Aj_Lajk_Bir]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=nlCNMZtepO8&playnext=0&playnext_from=QL[/youtube]
he is right

[[FSR]Ush]

"terrorism is a muslim monopoly"

This isn't true.. There are Western people who believe they need to suicide or plan attacks at public places.. (see the people in Chechnya, or the man who parked an fully bombed car under the WTC in 1993)

Not going to watch the movie any longer lol

edit:
Hhaa I needed to watch more lol. He's right most of the time.. but not all muslims are like thise.. these are the extremists..
And yes, muslims have silly rules.. so do other religions.

Religions

[[MAF]falky]

Ha, yeah. It's sad that Muslims are stereotyped by western people as terrorists. Pretty lame and stubborn for people who think so.